I have been converted.

[Blake]

Soon we will rival the ranks of scientologists!

[MeTHoD-X]

Fuckin' right man!!!

[disciple]

Soon we will rival the ranks of scientologists!

If only we could get (as mentioned in Southpark) Tom Cruse and John Travolta to come out of the closet and defect to us then (according to some, numb nut) we would be legitimate. OK, to be fair, numb nut did say 'celebrity endorsement'.
I might start a rumour that we do indeed have a smattering of celebrities however they wish to remain anonymous in the church and worship in seclusion; someone will believe it.

[Fallen Hero]

Soon we will rival the ranks of scientologists!

If only we could get (as mentioned in Southpark) Tom Cruse and John Travolta to come out of the closet and defect to us then (according to some, numb nut) we would be legitimate. OK, to be fair, numb nut did say 'celebrity endorsement'.
I might start a rumour that we do indeed have a smattering of celebrities however they wish to remain anonymous in the church and worship in seclusion; someone will believe it.

There is some one to believe everything.

[Nameless]

Hmm. What we need is to convert someone famous, and you can be sure our popularity would massively jump then. Failing that, one of US needs to become famous. Or if we were really desperate we could start a rumour that, say, George Bush worships Google but is really secret about it. This would have the two-fold advantage of promoting Google and making Bush look like (more) of an idiot! :)

And seriously, Googlism makes way more sense than scientology.

[SAVAGE]

Asia Carrera is an Atheist.....she get my member jumping.

[jugs]

sorry for the slight change of subject but the great google bible i refer to as the gible is verry hard to come by and i wish to review its sacred sciptures. help me google

p.s. scientology dosnt stand a chance againced the awsom power of GOOGLE

[Nameless]

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/scripture.html

The sacred scriptures of Google.

[Carnifex]

Soon we will rival the ranks of scientologists!

*does cheerleader-esque dance*

GIMME A B, GIMME AN L, GIMME AN A, GIMME A K, GIMME AN E

welcome to the cause

[Fallen Hero]

Hmmm we could possibly get famous aethists to join..

[Googles Bitch]

Hmmm we could possibly get famous aethists to join..


Or even better - we could convert famous or even infamous followers like John Trovolta and co. to the cause of Google. We could hook them up to a G-Meter and ask them really inane questions, if they do not give the correct response, we could zap them with 50,000 volts, wouldn't mind seeing Tom Cruise with smoke coming out of his ears!

[Carnifex]

Hmmm we could possibly get famous aethists to join..


Or even better - we could convert famous or even infamous followers like John Trovolta and co. to the cause of Google. We could hook them up to a G-Meter and ask them really inane questions, if they do not give the correct response, we could zap them with 50,000 volts, wouldn't mind seeing Tom Cruise with smoke coming out of his ears!

HAHA, the g-meter. You win the award for best scientology mock and best idea.

[Fallen Hero]

Hmmm we could possibly get famous aethists to join..


Or even better - we could convert famous or even infamous followers like John Trovolta and co. to the cause of Google. We could hook them up to a G-Meter and ask them really inane questions, if they do not give the correct response, we could zap them with 50,000 volts, wouldn't mind seeing Tom Cruise with smoke coming out of his ears!

HAHA, the g-meter. You win the award for best scientology mock and best idea.

I enjoyed it, but Tom Cruise is crazy enough, I don't think he would be a good fellow to try and get to join.