Jesus loves me... Or does he?!

[Nameless]

I just had somebody yesterday tell me the damn catchphrase again. I won't go into details, but suffice to say the phrase 'Jesus still loves you' was involved.

Does anybody else, when somebody says that, have the near-irrisistable urge to punch them in the face and ask 'Does Jesus still love me?'?

Oh look, some men in white coats are knocking at my door. I wonder what they want?

[Carnifex]

Lol yes, i don't know why it gets me mad though. I should be like, fair enough he still loves me w00t, im gonna carry on down this path cuz he must understand.

Lets start saying "google forgives you" and pat them on the head.

[disciple]

I just had somebody yesterday tell me the damn catchphrase again. I won't go into details, but suffice to say the phrase 'Jesus still loves you' was involved.

Does anybody else, when somebody says that, have the near-irrisistable urge to punch them in the face and ask 'Does Jesus still love me?'?

Oh look, some men in white coats are knocking at my door. I wonder what they want?

But Jesus does love you brother; just ask any god fearing christ ian. Lets face it if one dog botherer tells you that, then he/she (being politically correct) is just a nut, but when a hundred million say that you are loved by Chris t, then bychrist, it must be so.

Oh those men in white: Bible salesmen: be afraid!

[Fallen Hero]

Actually, I respond with 'I didn't know Jesus was gay!' Get's em everytime.

[Nameless]

Actually, I respond with 'I didn't know Jesus was gay!' Get's em everytime.

Get's em to back slowly away, if that's what you mean!

(On the upside they usually give up trying to convert you at that point so it's all good.)

[SirRuben]

Actually, I respond with 'I didn't know Jesus was gay!' Get's em everytime.Hahaha good point, i'll use that from now on :D

[Gina]

I just had somebody yesterday tell me the damn catchphrase again. I won't go into details, but suffice to say the phrase 'Jesus still loves you' was involved.

Does anybody else, when somebody says that, have the near-irrisistable urge to punch them in the face and ask 'Does Jesus still love me?'?

Oh look, some men in white coats are knocking at my door. I wonder what they want?

Why do you want to punch them in the face? You may not care or are not aware of it but Jesus does love you!

Sincerely,
Gina

[disciple]

I just had somebody yesterday tell me the damn catchphrase again. I won't go into details, but suffice to say the phrase 'Jesus still loves you' was involved.

Does anybody else, when somebody says that, have the near-irrisistable urge to punch them in the face and ask 'Does Jesus still love me?'?

Oh look, some men in white coats are knocking at my door. I wonder what they want?

Why do you want to punch them in the face? You may not care or are not aware of it but Jesus does love you!

Sincerely,
Gina

Cant doubt the sincerity there 'One Who Dewlith in Dark Places'. Don't you feel all warm and fuzzy now?!
Welcome Gina; oh a word of warning, check the fight club before you commit yourself to postings you may later regret; if it is not already too late.

[Gina]

Oh thank you for your warm welcome! I'm not worried about the dissensions that go on in the fight forum, I never get angry, I care for the people here. :)

With Love,
Gina

[disciple]

Oh thank you for your warm welcome! I'm not worried about the dissensions that go on in the fight forum, I never get angry, I care for the people here. :)

With Love,
Gina

Gina; you misunderstand. I was referring to all the previous arguments posted in the defence of christ. Forewarned is forearmed; however that was not why I said it, I anticipated (from your post) that you will be carrying the message to us poor sinners and did not want to see a repeat of the same old tired arguments. Arguments I must add, that have already been shot down, with the authors withdrawing from the prolonged battle scared and burned; not unlike a visit to the neither world.
xo disciple

[Gina]

Oh Ok, I got you! I am not here to convert anyone, just share in the Love that I have with others.

With Love,
Gina

[disciple]

Oh Ok, I got you! I am not here to convert anyone, just share in the Love that I have with others.

With Love,
Gina

cool; back at you.

[Nameless]

Oh Ok, I got you! I am not here to convert anyone, just share in the Love that I have with others.

With Love,
Gina

... All of a sudden, I strongly wish Savage weren't leaving.

[Gina]

Hi nameless, what does that mean? Do you hate me?

With Love,
Gina

[Googler]

... All of a sudden, I strongly wish Savage weren't leaving.

I know what you mean

[Gina]

Nameless, Googler and disciple.....Jesus still loves you!

You want to hate others for saying this? why? why would you hate it if someone told you that God cares for you? I just don't understand :roll:, but 'Jesus still loves you'

[disciple]

Nameless, Googler and disciple.....Jesus still loves you!

You want to hate others for saying this? why? why would you hate it if someone told you that God cares for you? I just don't understand :roll:, but 'Jesus still loves you'

I don't remember saying that; or that I hated anybody.

[Googler]

Nameless, Googler and disciple.....Jesus still loves you!

You want to hate others for saying this? why? why would you hate it if someone told you that God cares for you? I just don't understand :roll:, but 'Jesus still loves you'

Really....

[Fallen Hero]

... All of a sudden, I strongly wish Savage weren't leaving.

I know what you mean

And seconded.

See prior response to that statement.

[Gina]

You guys are humurous :lol:

[SAVAGE]

Oh Ok, I got you! I am not here to convert anyone, just share in the Love that I have with others.

With Love,
Gina

... All of a sudden, I strongly wish Savage weren't leaving.

I didnt leave, I am just held up in fight club. I worded the perfect response to this, but the admin would get his knickers in a twist about it so you gusy are going to have to deal with this on your own.

EDIT****

I have complete faith in your ability to show this girl whats hwat.

GO TEAM.

[Gina]

have complete faith in your ability to show this girl whats hwat.

ooooh, I am shaking in my boots! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Nameless]

Nameless, Googler and disciple.....Jesus still loves you!

You want to hate others for saying this? why? why would you hate it if someone told you that God cares for you? I just don't understand :roll:, but 'Jesus still loves you'

If somebody walked around shoving a hamburger in your face and telling you to eat it OR YOU'RE GOING TO HELL while you were a vegetarian...

That's about how it feels for an atheist. :roll:

have complete faith in your ability to show this girl whats hwat.

ooooh, I am shaking in my boots! :lol: :lol: :lol:

*steals your boots*

Yeah, let's see you shake in them now, HUH.

Wait...

[Googler]

have complete faith in your ability to show this girl whats hwat.

ooooh, I am shaking in my boots! :lol: :lol: :lol:

*steals your boots*

Yeah, let's see you shake in them now, HUH.

Wait...

Lmao Gina give it up we don't care if you trying to save us.

[Gina]

Hows about you guys trying to save yourselves from your small dicks!

BTW Nameless, there is no way your teeny weeny hands which are used to accomodate your penis is going to steal my 500$ boots away from me!!! :twisted:

[googleisan00b]

no matter what crime is commited, besides blasyphamy which i believe is stated in the bible as unforgivable, yes god would still love you if you punched him in the face.

[Nameless]

no matter what crime is commited, besides blasyphamy which i believe is stated in the bible as unforgivable, yes god would still love you if you punched him in the face.

It also says in the bible that if you curse the lord, you should be stoned to death. Look it up.

[Fallen Hero]

Also something about no sex before marraige.

[Erasmus]

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Thou shalt not kill.


Is it just me or does the Bible give off somewhat mixed messages?

[Fallen Hero]

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Thou shalt not kill.


Is it just me or does the Bible give off somewhat mixed messages?

More along the lines of COMPLETELY mixed messages.