Our first EVER hate mail!

[MeTHoD-X]

Hi Church Of Google.

I have seen your website (and I don’t like the idea) of ‘Church Of Google’.
But anyway since I’m political interested I know that so-called ‘ism’ is only appearing in Political Ideas, like: ‘Communism’, ‘Nazism’, ‘Liberalism’ and ‘Capitalism’

Since you’re a Religion, you can’t call yourself ‘Googleisme’ or ‘Googlists’ you should instead call yourself ‘Followers of Google’.

Of couse there is something called ‘Islamists’ but that is people using Islam as an political opinion, since that Islam mostly can be used as an political opinion.

So, your church are misleading people to call themselves Googlists which are wrong, I’m Central-Democratic (and Lutheran-Christian), I don’t praises the Central ideas.

So, to make through to the point: Either removes all the ‘ism’ words from your website or close you church.

Beside you are also Blasfamic, but since I believe that people have their rights to believe what is right I won’t say that.

And a last thing: Build some Churches and Write some holy books.

Regards an Lutheran-Christian Centrist-Democratic

[Jillamanda]

Cool!!! :D

[Erasmus]

The first of many I hope.

One of the forums I visit actually has a sub-forum just for funny hate mail.

Anyway, you can't beat some twat sending you mail with a grammatical complaint, misused the suffix "ism", but who is almost unable to write a single sentence without two or three errors of grammar.

[Jillamanda]

Yeah, he's hardly the right bloke to be giving US a grammar lesson. What about Atheism, and Buddhism, and Hinduism etc etc? I suppose he thinks they're all political movements.

[Carnifex]

Judaism Gnosticism Samaritanism Bábism Buddhism Hinduism Jainism Sikhism Atenism Zoroastrianism Mithraism Manichaeism Yazdânism Esotericism Mysticism

Idiot. Although im glad our first hate mail was so stupid :D

[disciple]

Well you beat me to the draw on all the 'ism's'. Anyway that is his slant on what a religion should be, you know what they say on TV : 'The views and opinions expressed.....not necessarily those of the station.' Although I'm not sure of the station he is on, is he (sure, on one or surfing)?

[MeTHoD-X]

Hate Mail Number Two!!!

Hi,

I don't know who you are, but one thing is sure that something is wrong with you. Either you don't know the meaning of the word "GOD" or you don't know about "GOOGLE".

I just want to tell you that google is just a website, which is right now better than any other of its type(or you can say competitors). It has no connection or resemblance with the word called "GOD". So try to be practical and consider it what it is rather than comparing it with a thing, which you don't about.

Regards,
Daniel Boone

This one isn't hate mail but I thought it was funny.


Hi,

First, you say that googlists pray by entering queries into google.
Then, you publish prayers that are more than 10 lines.
So, how do I say these prayers to Google?

[Carnifex]

OOH soon we will have a collection! *glee* :D

[Googler]

If we get enough we can start a sub-forum!

[MeTHoD-X]

If we get enough we can start a sub-forum!

I was thinking about starting a "Hate Mail" page on the main website. It will complement our Common Arguments page (which I plan on updating tonight actually).

[Nanashi]

I like how the 2nd mail was from Daniel Boone.

[Jillamanda]

I was thinking about starting a "Hate Mail" page on the main website. It will complement our Common Arguments page (which I plan on updating tonight actually).

That's a good idea. If nothing else, they bring up the more obselete points we need to refute.

[MeTHoD-X]

Z0MFG I PAWNZEORES UZZ ALL0RZERS! MUWHFUHAHFWUWUW ILL PWNJ U WITH MY WEBASETER DIKCTIONARIZ

Does anyone have a problem with me deleting these types of nonsense flames? I don't want to split this into a new topic and I don't want to move the whole thread to I'm Feeling Unlucky. Agree?

That's a good idea. If nothing else, they bring up the more obselete points we need to refute.

And I'm actually adding more common arguments to the arguments page as well. I have more free time right now, so I'm good to do some updating now. :D

[Jillamanda]

Does anyone have a problem with me deleting these types of nonsense flames? I don't want to split this into a new topic and I don't want to move the whole thread to I'm Feeling Unlucky. Agree?

I have no problem with that at all. I just changed one of them to "I'm a dickhead".

[MeTHoD-X]

Does anyone have a problem with me deleting these types of nonsense flames? I don't want to split this into a new topic and I don't want to move the whole thread to I'm Feeling Unlucky. Agree?

I have no problem with that at all. I just changed one of them to "I'm a dickhead".

Just move the not so blatant flames to I'm Feeling Unlucky Jill. We need to avoid this whole censorship issue and this is the only way I can think of to handle it. Unless you have some suggestions.

[Jillamanda]

You can delete it now, I was just pissed off with all the space it took up.

[Nameless]

Z0MFG I PAWNZEORES UZZ ALL0RZERS! MUWHFUHAHFWUWUW ILL PWNJ U WITH MY WEBASETER DIKCTIONARIZ

Does anyone have a problem with me deleting these types of nonsense flames? I don't want to split this into a new topic and I don't want to move the whole thread to I'm Feeling Unlucky. Agree?


Delete these type of posts, please.

:shock: WAIT, STOP! Not *this* post! THAT ONE ABOVE!

[Fallen Hero]

Does anyone have a problem with me deleting these types of nonsense flames? I don't want to split this into a new topic and I don't want to move the whole thread to I'm Feeling Unlucky. Agree?

I have no problem with that at all. I just changed one of them to "I'm a dickhead". I was wondering about that.... well done.

[disciple]

Does anyone have a problem with me deleting these types of nonsense flames? I don't want to split this into a new topic and I don't want to move the whole thread to I'm Feeling Unlucky. Agree?

I have no problem with that at all. I just changed one of them to "I'm a dickhead". I was wondering about that.... well done.

Thanks for the clarification Jillamanda; it had me stuffed also.

[Nameless]

You realise someone is going to get the idea to post something like that, and then claim the mods editted out a really good argument that proved God's existance now. :)

[Erasmus]

You realise someone is going to get the idea to post something like that, and then claim the mods editted out a really good argument that proved God's existance now. :)

And you just say "Oh really? PM it to me please"

[Carnifex]

You realise someone is going to get the idea to post something like that, and then claim the mods editted out a really good argument that proved God's existance now. :)

And you just say "Oh really? PM it to me please"

Well i disproved the bible earlier but MeTHoD-X deleted it.

Dam you MeTHoD-X!!!! :evil:

[Nameless]

You realise someone is going to get the idea to post something like that, and then claim the mods editted out a really good argument that proved God's existance now. :)

And you just say "Oh really? PM it to me please"

Good point. But then they'll just say something annoying like 'I can't be bothered typing it out again, you clearly don't care about my opinion, you're refusing to believe...' :roll:

[AaronD]

I am a dickhead.

EDIT: Why did you just edit out my argument?

Sorry, I felt I had to put that there. Just for the hell of it. Now, since this is my first post, I feel I should introduce myself before i continue. First, I will put the customary introduction which I post on every forum, and have been using for two years. It has worked out pretty well for me so far.

Hello. My name is Aaron. I am a magician/graphics designer who currently resides on a small planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, although I was born in New Jersey. I am a fan of Douglas Adams and Philip Pullman. I love reading, playing computer, using photoshop, performing magic tricks, fencing, showing off, chatting, eating, sleeping, hacking, learning, teaching, helping, television, waterfalls, forests, most beautiful landscapes, Hawaii, Florida, summit camp, Tannens camp, running, playing, pillow-fights, water-fights, snowball fights, fights, soda, linguini with white clam sauce, lamb chops, veal chops, sirloin stake, ribs, bicycling, researching, presenting, and talking nonstop in run-on sentences like this one right here where by the end of the sentence, the reader/listener (and indeed the writer) has totally forgotten what the beginning of the sentence was about.

I would also like to make the addition of being a very avid V for Vendetta fan (V for Vendetta of course referring to both the movie and the original graphic novel).

If you have read this far, I applaud you. I will now proceed to the point of this post:

I think that googlism is a great idea, and no great idea is great without its critics completely failing at getting any sort of a point across. I think that a hate-mail section is a great idea, and the first ever hate-mail about the suffix -ism was hilarious to read. Also, I will check the new additions to the main site.

[Jillamanda]

Welcoms AaronD, nice to have you here. Glad you like our hate mail forum. :wink:

[disciple]

I am a dickhead.

EDIT: Why did you just edit out my argument?

Sorry, I felt I had to put that there. Just for the hell of it. Now, since this is my first post, I feel I should introduce myself before i continue. First, I will put the customary introduction which I post on every forum, and have been using for two years. It has worked out pretty well for me so far.

Hello. My name is Aaron. I am a magician/graphics designer who currently resides on a small planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, although I was born in New Jersey. I am a fan of Douglas Adams and Philip Pullman. I love reading, playing computer, using photoshop, performing magic tricks, fencing, showing off, chatting, eating, sleeping, hacking, learning, teaching, helping, television, waterfalls, forests, most beautiful landscapes, Hawaii, Florida, summit camp, Tannens camp, running, playing, pillow-fights, water-fights, snowball fights, fights, soda, linguini with white clam sauce, lamb chops, veal chops, sirloin stake, ribs, bicycling, researching, presenting, and talking nonstop in run-on sentences like this one right here where by the end of the sentence, the reader/listener (and indeed the writer) has totally forgotten what the beginning of the sentence was about.

I would also like to make the addition of being a very avid V for Vendetta fan (V for Vendetta of course referring to both the movie and the original graphic novel).

If you have read this far, I applaud you. I will now proceed to the point of this post:

I think that googlism is a great idea, and no great idea is great without its critics completely failing at getting any sort of a point across. I think that a hate-mail section is a great idea, and the first ever hate-mail about the suffix -ism was hilarious to read. Also, I will check the new additions to the main site.

Welcome: I just had a thought about something you may be able to help with; if you have both the time and inclination. Tofu has been asking for help (see: church chat/top secret promotion) perhaps you could lend him a hand. At least think about it; you owe anyone who reads your intro that much. :lol:

[AaronD]

I was planning to help out around here anyway. I have the inclination, and I could always make the time.

[disciple]

I was planning to help out around here anyway. I have the inclination, and I could always make the time.
Cool: I just saw that he has launched the video on Utube (video of Ned Flanders praying) but talk to him anyway he is young and enthusiastic.

[AaronD]

I was planning to help out around here anyway. I have the inclination, and I could always make the time.
Cool: I just saw that he has launched the video on Utube (video of Ned Flanders praying) but talk to him anyway he is young and enthusiastic.

Sure thing.

[MeTHoD-X]

More hate mail! Got this an hour ago.

Enjoy.

HI.!

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/

With reference to your (above) link, I would like to express my views on it.

..'I'm a mega google fan.."..Eat, sleep , live google!--> That's my MAntra..i not just agree, but also announce that google is the best, it's larger than life..it's life in itself.!!!

However, I am against the fact that google is god???!!! What s***!!! I respect and love google.., worship GOD . (Clearly there is a diffrence) In fact i shouldn';t be using googl;e, god and s*** in one sentence. But seriousely, i think it's going a bit too over board. God is above all of us! Googlers (u & i) ,and google --> wouldn';t ve been born if not for god. I really do not want to go into the details of our existence ..coz clearly GOOGLE DIDN"t CREATE US!

If you're an Atheist, even then it's not fine for you to easily blog your thoughts about 'google being god' ..(please forgive me for even saying that, Allah..)

Re-think it buddy, i think you're making a joke of yourself and leading people into thinking what doesn't exist; in the course of which you might ruin the high image , and fame that google has created for herself.

Thank You for your patience.!!

Ambrine.

Lets collectively give her a reply.

[MeTHoD-X]

More hate mail! Got this an hour ago.

Enjoy.

HI.!

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/

With reference to your (above) link, I would like to express my views on it.

..'I'm a mega google fan.."..Eat, sleep , live google!--> That's my MAntra..i not just agree, but also announce that google is the best, it's larger than life..it's life in itself.!!!

However, I am against the fact that google is god???!!! What s***!!! I respect and love google.., worship GOD . (Clearly there is a diffrence) In fact i shouldn';t be using googl;e, god and s*** in one sentence. But seriousely, i think it's going a bit too over board. God is above all of us! Googlers (u & i) ,and google --> wouldn';t ve been born if not for god. I really do not want to go into the details of our existence ..coz clearly GOOGLE DIDN"t CREATE US!

If you're an Atheist, even then it's not fine for you to easily blog your thoughts about 'google being god' ..(please forgive me for even saying that, Allah..)

Re-think it buddy, i think you're making a joke of yourself and leading people into thinking what doesn't exist; in the course of which you might ruin the high image , and fame that google has created for herself.

Thank You for your patience.!!

Ambrine.

Lets collectively give her a reply.

[Fallen Hero]

Hmmmm.. Just how to start. It has to be something about respecting our religion.

[disciple]

Hmmmm.. Just how to start. It has to be something about respecting our religion.

What about not waisting our breath until she has red the previous bible bashers posts. Failing that send her to Fight Club.

[Carnifex]

HI.!

Hey there!

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/

With reference to your (above) link, I would like to express my views on it.

Go Ahead

..'I'm a mega google fan.."..Eat, sleep , live google!--> That's my MAntra..i not just agree, but also announce that google is the best, it's larger than life..it's life in itself.!!!

Oh we think so too 8)

However, I am against the fact that google is god???!!! What s***!!!

good point

I respect and love google.., worship GOD .

and? What do your beliefs have to do with our beliefs. Our lack of belief in God makes him hard to worship

(Clearly there is a diffrence) In fact i shouldn';t be using googl;e, god and s*** in one sentence.

Well for a start, erm, you didnt use them in one sentence you kept them apart, but ok i see what your saying, YOU shouldnt say them in one sentence because... its taking the lords name in vain? Sort of ... maybe.

But seriousely, i think it's going a bit too over board. God is above all of us!

Good point. wait wait no its not sorry lol. Why is God above us? For one there isnt even that great a deal of evidence that he exists, secondly since you brought it up even if he did exist why is he above us. Does superior power, intellect and our creation mean he is above us. Should stronger people be considered better than us, should professors get more rights, should parents be allowed to drown their kids? Why the hell is God above us.

Googlers (u & i) ,and google --> wouldn';t ve been born if not for god.

Thats a nice fruitless assertion. We dont believe that, there is no rational reason to believe that

I really do not want to go into the details of our existence ..coz clearly GOOGLE DIDN"t CREATE US!

Im glad you didnt want to go into details, we claim nowhere that google created us. Thats just ignorance Ambrine tut tut.

If you're an Atheist, even then it's not fine for you to easily blog your thoughts about 'google being god' ..(please forgive me for even saying that, Allah..)

Hehe nice god, you have to beg for forgiveness for saying things. He sounds really tolerant, merciful etc. Plus *ahem* if we are atheist why isnt it ok for us? Could you elaborate, just because you were at the back of the queue when they were handing out gods who allowed freedom, doesnt mean we should stop saying things.

Re-think it buddy, i think you're making a joke of yourself and leading people into thinking what doesn't exist; in the course of which you might ruin the high image , and fame that google has created for herself.

We make this point everyday about organised religions, such as yours which im guessing is islam because of the mention of Allah. Well us believing google being the closest thing to a deity LEADS PEOPLE TO NOTHING, it does not in any way "lead" people. To convert to googlism all you have to believe is that no supernatural god exists, all our other claims are merely good undisputable points. We dont make any unfalsifiable vacuous claims about sky gods. Thanks for making a joke of yourself with what seems to be the typing skills of a 3 year old all those semi-colons popping up everywhere.

Thank You for your patience.!!

Thanks for making us look good

Ambrine.

Chris - Carnifex

[Jillamanda]

Sweet. :D

[Jillamanda]

You realise someone is going to get the idea to post something like that, and then claim the mods editted out a really good argument that proved God's existance now. :)

If it was just one post, I would have left it there, but they were all over the board and none of them made sense anyway, not to mention the space they took up. If any of his other posts contained any sincere arguments, I wouldn't have touched it. He was clearly here to flame.

Anyway...he's gone now. :D

[Nanashi]

That brain hurt (&lol+u need) to;. lern to english! !

[Nameless]

HI.!

Hey there!
<snip>

Very nice.

I think it's kind of ironic that all these hate mails are always claiming stuff like we're "leading people into thinking what doesn't exist" but themselves forcibly state that God created us all. They obviously missed the irony. :roll:

[lg3]

Sigh...Someone ALWAYS has to complain, cant they just...accept?

[disciple]

HI.!

Hey there!
<snip>

Very nice.

I think it's kind of ironic that all these hate mails are always claiming stuff like we're "leading people into thinking what doesn't exist" but themselves forcibly state that God created us all. They obviously missed the irony. :roll:

Theists are not renowned for their sharp intellect or sense of the ridiculous when it comes to their one (of many) god. To them, irony is a vitamin supplement.
Loved the thought put into the rebuttal Chris.

[disciple]

Ok I stuffed up and hit the submit button twice, it's been a long couple of days!