There is a reason WHY I worship God.

[Anti_Googlist]

There is proof God made the earth. Many athiests proved God was fake, but Christians proved the big bang was fake. Why worship a 10 year old search engine? It's manmade. Here are some anti-Googlism proofs.

» PROOF #1

Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. Of course I believe in Google, but I don't want to worship a search engine.

» PROOF #2
Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Yeah, Google is in the Amish world (Amish people are immigrants from Britain who don't believe in technology.)

» PROOF #3
Google answers prayers. xD this is the most stupidest proof I ever heard. Search results are search results, not prayers. Completely different.

» PROOF #4

Google is potentially immortal. Google isn't immortal. If Barack Obama teamed up with other country leaders to shut down the internet, Google would be unaccessable.

» PROOF #5

Google is infinite. There is something called robots.txt where if put on sites, search engines like Google would be unable to list it on them.


» PROOF #6
Google remembers all. Google does remember all, I admit. But it's programmed to do that. It would be even harder to make it forget it after time. On Proof 5, I mentioned robots.txt. If a user has his website listed on Google, he would be allowed to put up a robots.txt file for Google to remove the link. So Google doesn't really remember things forever. Also on "Google Afterlife," that is true, but not a real afterlife because it's up when you're alive. For example, When Billy Mays died, I know he will be mentioned forever, but (not saying it is true) he may be forgotten after thousands or millions of years.

» PROOF #7

Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent).
Yeah, I could easily find a bad link on Google. On Proof 3, you guys say Google answers "prayers". That doesn't mean they are good "prayers" ("prayers", not prayers).


» PROOF #8

According to Google trends (http://www.google.com/trends), the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined.

Yeah, according to Google's trends. On Yahoo (yeah, Yahoo, I broke your commandments), Yahoo has 5 million, Google has 2 million, God has around 10 million, and so forth. And:


Romans 12:2 Do not conform any longer to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God's will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will.

» PROOF #9

Evidence of Google's existence is abundant.Of course there is evidence for Google because we know it exists, but:

Google doesn't explain Creation
Google may be awesome and rich, but that doesn't make things God.
Google doesn't even want you to worship them!!!!!!!!!I'll spend hours, even days to answer questions or arguments!

[fomenter]

There is proof God made the earth. Many athiests proved God was fake, but Christians proved the big bang was fake. Why worship a 10 year old search engine? It's manmade. Here are some anti-Googlism proofs.

» PROOF #1

Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. Of course I believe in Google, but I don't want to worship a search engine.
missed the point (it can be verified to exist) whether or not you want to worship it is irrelevant to that truth

» PROOF #2
Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Yeah, Google is in the Amish world (Amish people are immigrants from Britain who don't believe in technology.) they are Swiss and Southern German (Pennsylvania dutch) i believe, but you could look it up on google to find out.. (also Internet by cellphone or satellite cell makes it every where on earth even Amish country)

[Anti_Googlist]

they are Swiss and Southern German (Pennsylvania dutch) i believe, but you could look it up on google to find out.. (also Internet by cellphone or satellite cell makes it every where on earth even Amish country)
How about the basement of my church? No reception.

[fomenter]

There is proof God made the earth. Many athiests proved God was fake, but Christians proved the big bang was fake. Why worship a 10 year old search engine? It's manmade. Here are some anti-Googlism proofs.



atheists try to prove god is fake theists try to prove the big bang is wrong, neither has proved anything, if you believe they have proved it :citationneeded:

[fomenter]

How about the basement of my church? No reception.
can you only speak to god in a church? or can you contact him any where with the proper equipment? (prayer) --- same with google get a phone line or wireless router or a better cell service..with the proper equipment its everywhere.

[Anti_Googlist]

citation needed xD look up Charlie Campbell

[Anti_Googlist]

can you only speak to god in a church? or can you contact him any where with the proper equipment? (prayer) --- same with google get a phone line or wireless router or a better cell service..with the proper equipment its everywhere.

Everywhere? Not in Space. Not in Mars. Not in Mercury. Not in Saturn. Not in the moon. Not when Verizon Wireless, AT&T, T-Mobile, etc. is shut down.

Update: You could pray to God no matter where you are, no matter what situation you are in, and even in other countries (some places don't allow Christianity, but you could sneak).

[fomenter]

cop out your claim = up to you to prove it or at least link to the proof and say what he (Charlie Campbell) proved.

[Anti_Googlist]

cop out your claim = up to you to prove it or at least link to the proof and say what he (Charlie Campbell) proved.
He showed pictures of ancient places mentioned in the Bible, scientific evidence, and what you say against athiest questions.

[fomenter]

Everywhere? Not in Space. Not in Mars. Not in Mercury. Not in Saturn. Not in the moon. Not when Verizon Wireless, AT&T, T-Mobile, etc. is shut down.


end of debate you are to dumb to talk to .. (go to mars now and bring the nesisary communication equipment with you, for you bringing enough is oxygen optional)

[Anti_Googlist]

end of debate you are to dumb to talk to .. (go to mars now and bring the nesisary communication equipment with you, for you bringing enough is oxygen optional)
That reminds me. What made oxygen in your beliefs? Evolution? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[fomenter]

That reminds me. What made oxygen in your beliefs? Evolution? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

let me google that for you http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+is+oxygen+created

[fomenter]

i was bored i could see the dumb in the first sentence of his first post,

my guess is 10 yr old on his first attempt at trolling "awwwhh how cute..."

[Anti_Googlist]

let me google that for you http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+is+oxygen+created

Why Google it? Why not Yahoo it? How bout Bing?

[tagnostic]

we don't come
to your church
and tell you
your stupid
why do you
come to ours
just to troll?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

He showed pictures of ancient places mentioned in the Bible, scientific evidence, and what you say against athiest questions.

And he was totally discredited by Harry Grobnick.

Nice try.

[Will.]

There is proof God made the earth. Many athiests proved God was fake, but Christians proved the big bang was fake. Why worship a 10 year old search engine? It's manmade. Here are some anti-Googlism proofs.

» PROOF #1

Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. Of course I believe in Google, but I don't want to worship a search engine. Thats the funny thing about religion, some people do, some people don't.

» PROOF #2
Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Yeah, Google is in the Amish world (Amish people are immigrants from Britain who don't believe in technology.) Yeah, so are the mormons but you don't see us pointing any fingers......

» PROOF #3
Google answers prayers. xD this is the most stupidest proof I ever heard. Search results are search results, not prayers. Completely different. With all due respect, are prayers not asking question of your god? Which in the Christian and Catholic Religions a big no no anyways?... Hypocrites

» PROOF #4

Google is potentially immortal. Google isn't immortal. If Barack Obama teamed up with other country leaders to shut down the internet, Google would be unaccessable. Thats a big IF, and at this point the internet is basically untouchable. Plus, its a valid communication source why would the President do something so dumb?

» PROOF #5

Google is infinite. There is something called robots.txt where if put on sites, search engines like Google would be unable to list it on them. No one said a Godly being was perfect, not even in the bible is this said, in-fact according to the bible, he is vengeful, besieging, and more or less couldn't give a damn what happened to you. So be a dear and define perfect.


» PROOF #6
Google remembers all. Google does remember all, I admit. But it's programmed to do that. It would be even harder to make it forget it after time. On Proof 5, I mentioned robots.txt. If a user has his website listed on Google, he would be allowed to put up a robots.txt file for Google to remove the link. So Google doesn't really remember things forever. Also on "Google Afterlife," that is true, but not a real afterlife because it's up when you're alive. For example, When Billy Mays died, I know he will be mentioned forever, but (not saying it is true) he may be forgotten after thousands or millions of years.
You think God is going to remember you after millions of years? Hell no hes not going to be like "Hey Jesus, you remember that guy you know, from 1970.... Steve, you know, Steve Jenkins?"

I highly doubt it.


» PROOF #7

Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent).
Yeah, I could easily find a bad link on Google. On Proof 3, you guys say Google answers "prayers". That doesn't mean they are good "prayers" ("prayers", not prayers).
Google after all didn't do that evil, you did and the creator of that bad file, Google just made it easy to organize for morons dumb enough to self inflict


» PROOF #8

According to Google trends (http://www.google.com/trends), the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined.

Yeah, according to Google's trends. On Yahoo (yeah, Yahoo, I broke your commandments), Yahoo has 5 million, Google has 2 million, God has around 10 million, and so forth. And:


Romans 12:2 Do not conform any longer to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God's will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will.

You do know that the Romans were also harsh worshipers of the
Grecian Gods, and often conformed to "Fad" beliefs?

» PROOF #9

Evidence of Google's existence is abundant.Of course there is evidence for Google because we know it exists, but:

Google doesn't explain Creation
Google may be awesome and rich, but that doesn't make things God.
Google doesn't even want you to worship them!!!!!!!!!I'll spend hours, even days to answer questions or arguments!
It doesn't explain creationism because thats an aspect of the church of Jesus Christ.


Just saying.

[Dr Goofy Mofo]

Interesting someone else coming along thinking they understand something when in realit they know nothing. Noone does.

[Will.]

Interesting someone else coming along thinking they understand something when in realit they know nothing. Noone does.

Never said I knew anything.

[Loki]

Never said I knew anything.

You didn't need to - it's bloody obvious :D

[Dr Goofy Mofo]

Never said I knew anything.

never said it was you

[Will.]

never said it was you

Never saw nothin.

[tagnostic]

never cop to nuthin

"we wuz at the movies when the bank wuz robbed"

[rzm61]

Recipts, you're best backup for an alibi.

[Dr Goofy Mofo]

As I have claimed to be God and have worshiped myself, I begin to see reason behind worshiping me.

[Will.]

As I have claimed to be God and have worshiped myself, I begin to see reason behind worshiping me.

So you're the source of pedophilism.... Great now I know who to blame.

[Will.]

Another thing. THERE IS A REASON I WASH MY HANDS.... There is a reason why the sky is blue. THERE is A reason why Al Gore isn't President. THERE IS A REASON why I know this.
There is a reason why no one drives a Volkswagen Karmen Ghia. Everything has a reason.

Its called life, its a race.
Ready, set, GO AWAY! :icon_:Dl:

[Dementis]

Its called life, its a race.
Ready, set, GO AWAY! :icon_:Dl:
*starts sprinting* ..... hey wait a second.... oh that tricky bastard. Too bad I made it back. I suggest you watch Zeitgeist there Mr. Troll. Perhaps you will see the irony of religion at that point (yes the movie is not entirely accurate, but at least your frontal lobe will be active for a bit).

[Will.]

*starts sprinting* ..... hey wait a second.... oh that tricky bastard. Too bad I made it back. I suggest you watch Zeitgeist there Mr. Troll. Perhaps you will see the irony of religion at that point (yes the movie is not entirely accurate, but at least your frontal lobe will be active for a bit).

No scientist/Dr./Dr.Scientist/Scientologist/Sociopath/ or Transforming fire-truck knows 100% with out a doubt that thats how people think.

So Motor on.

[tagnostic]

thats how people think.



People Think?
can you prove it?

[Will.]

People Think?
can you prove it?

Exactly my point, no one can.

[tagnostic]

Exactly my point, no one can.

think?
or
prove it?

[Will.]

think?
or
prove it?

both.


Which is why I am a sub-human oddity.

[tagnostic]

I tried to be a subhuman
but I couldn't hold my breath long enough
and the torpedo's wouldn't fire

[Will.]

I tried to be a subhuman
but I couldn't hold my breath long enough
and the torpedo's wouldn't fire

Well, Then........... LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU, A BEAR!

[tagnostic]

does it have
bare arms?

[Will.]

does it have
bare arms?

No, it has a knife.

[tagnostic]

but he's left handed
which negates his
right to bear arms

[Will.]

but he's left handed
which negates his
right to bear arms

Doesn't change the facts that your Torpedo's got nothing on his leftist ideals.

EDIT!!!!!!!
Doesn't change the facts, it just distorts them.

[tagnostic]

but if a leftist
bears arms
for its
rights
it becomes
a centrist apologist
and must subsidize my
picnic basket for reparations

[Will.]

Thus is why this conundrum will never be solved and why you should run for president other than the fact, that you'd have to be president.

[tagnostic]

some people
run for office
others
run from it

[OfficerFriendly]

nt

[Cheesemonkeys24]

Everywhere? Not in Space. Not in Mars. Not in Mercury. Not in Saturn. Not in the moon. Not when Verizon Wireless, AT&T, T-Mobile, etc. is shut down.

Update: You could pray to God no matter where you are, no matter what situation you are in, and even in other countries (some places don't allow Christianity, but you could sneak).

Pray in Space???????? Christians in space......................:icon_razz:

That would be a good movie. Let me know. :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

God has still forsaken a lot of people though. Google hasn't. If your internet went bye-bye, go somewhere else.

[Teronix]

Everywhere? Not in Space. Not in Mars. Not in Mercury. Not in Saturn. Not in the moon. Not when Verizon Wireless, AT&T, T-Mobile, etc. is shut down.

Update: You could pray to God no matter where you are, no matter what situation you are in, and even in other countries (some places don't allow Christianity, but you could sneak).

You can pray to google the same way u pray to gods anywhere. But you can also pray via searches when u have the opportunity. Yes... google may not answer without searches... but god never answers anyways. and I was a christian, so I would know... unless god is a picky prick and didn't find me attractive enough to answer ANY of my prayers. I'd give u numbers... but i didn't think i'd have to keep track of of my prayers.

[03tellis]

Is it possible that the creation of the entire universe from nothing is too complex for every random idiot to instantly uderstand it? Perhapse there is a reason people spend their whole lives trying to understand it.

[Dr Goofy Mofo]

Is it possible that the creation of the entire universe from nothing is too complex for every random idiot to instantly uderstand it? Perhapse there is a reason people spend their whole lives trying to understand it.

i don't think it can be understood and trying is a waste of time. You could be living life.

[Will.]

Is it possible that the creation of the entire universe from nothing is too complex for every random idiot to instantly uderstand it? Perhapse there is a reason people spend their whole lives trying to understand it.

Question is, not how the universe became, it is truly why are you wasting your time, asking questions you definitely don't want the answers to,
Religion is a way of living your life without wondering.
Go ahead waste your time asking questions you don't have the time to even hear the beginning of the answer without capping of old age, live life, and let life live.
I think Frank Zappa put it the best way.

"Shut up and sing" - Frank Zappa.

[tagnostic]

"I don't know where we come from,
and I don't know where we're going too,
but if there really is an answer,
then we would be the last to know"

steppenwolf

[Will.]

"Why waste my time talking about life, when I could be, you know, Living." - Jim Morrison

[tagnostic]

everything
you think
you know
is probably
wrong

[Will.]

everything
you think
you know
is probably
wrong

And everything you didn't think is still not right.

[tagnostic]

thinking,
I thunked
a thought
that though
the thouroughly
theorized the thought
might have been there
its still just a thought
to be thought on again

[Will.]

thinking,
I thunked
a thought
that though
the thouroughly
theorized the thought
might have been there
its still just a thought
to be thought on again

For every thought has already been thought a million times before, so it can exist without consequence.

[RockBird]

Why I worship God...actually, I don't. I just believe in it, that's all. I believe there is something with over 389109238091 names who created everything, or at least me, and who's gonna open my eyes in different ways, such as sending me people or making me focus on unsignificant details. But that's all. There's no need to do over 28390123 rituals for using God's power, when you can use your own. That's why we came here in the first place, to be able to evolve using our own powerz. Just my opinion. :icon_mrgreen:

[tagnostic]

the Pope says Atheists are causing Global Warming
if you didn't think they were wacky before you will now.

Article (http://www.secularism.org.uk/113418.html)

[Cheesemonkeys24]

the Pope says Atheists are causing Global Warming
if you didn't think they were wacky before you will now.

Article (http://www.secularism.org.uk/113418.html)

Don't want to insult anyone Christian but, the pope is an idiot. Atheists cause global warming! Its so funny! That world be like saying Scientologists cause food contamination. :icon_lol:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JVVaXmiE24g/Rkt7e1FRhTI/AAAAAAAAAlg/qE8XRkcP7VQ/s400/pope.jpg

[Will.]

the Atheists say, Catholics are causing Global Warming
if you didn't think the Catholics were wasteful before you will now.

Article (http://www.secularism.org.uk/113418.html)


More like it.:icon_cool:

[tagnostic]

Mom always told me
to be more responsible
looks like I am.

[Kiz Redweek]

There is proof God made the earth. Many athiests proved God was fake, but Christians proved the big bang was fake. Why worship a 10 year old search engine? It's manmade. Here are some anti-Googlism proofs.

» PROOF #1

Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. Of course I believe in Google, but I don't want to worship a search engine.

» PROOF #2
Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Yeah, Google is in the Amish world (Amish people are immigrants from Britain who don't believe in technology.)

» PROOF #3
Google answers prayers. xD this is the most stupidest proof I ever heard. Search results are search results, not prayers. Completely different.

» PROOF #4

Google is potentially immortal. Google isn't immortal. If Barack Obama teamed up with other country leaders to shut down the internet, Google would be unaccessable.

» PROOF #5

Google is infinite. There is something called robots.txt where if put on sites, search engines like Google would be unable to list it on them.


» PROOF #6
Google remembers all. Google does remember all, I admit. But it's programmed to do that. It would be even harder to make it forget it after time. On Proof 5, I mentioned robots.txt. If a user has his website listed on Google, he would be allowed to put up a robots.txt file for Google to remove the link. So Google doesn't really remember things forever. Also on "Google Afterlife," that is true, but not a real afterlife because it's up when you're alive. For example, When Billy Mays died, I know he will be mentioned forever, but (not saying it is true) he may be forgotten after thousands or millions of years.

» PROOF #7

Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent).
Yeah, I could easily find a bad link on Google. On Proof 3, you guys say Google answers "prayers". That doesn't mean they are good "prayers" ("prayers", not prayers).


» PROOF #8

According to Google trends (http://www.google.com/trends), the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined.

Yeah, according to Google's trends. On Yahoo (yeah, Yahoo, I broke your commandments), Yahoo has 5 million, Google has 2 million, God has around 10 million, and so forth. And:


Romans 12:2 Do not conform any longer to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God's will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will.

» PROOF #9

Evidence of Google's existence is abundant.Of course there is evidence for Google because we know it exists, but:

Google doesn't explain Creation
Google may be awesome and rich, but that doesn't make things God.
Google doesn't even want you to worship them!!!!!!!!!I'll spend hours, even days to answer questions or arguments!

None of these are anti-Googlism proofs at all...

Nice.

[Kiz Redweek]

There is proof God made the earth.

Oh, and, there is absoulutely NO proof G-d made the Earth. Just a book made up by chauvenistic MEN.

[Will.]

There is proof God made the earth.

Oh, and, there is absoulutely NO proof G-d made the Earth. Just a book made up by chauvenistic MEN.

I hate to say it. But, this statement is an atrocity to the typical male chauvinistic, hate man outlook of women who "Empower" themselves. Who accuse people of sexism, when in the act of accusal, turn to slanderous remarks about the faults in people solely on this abstract ideal of "Gender"

[Kiz Redweek]

I hate to say it. But, this statement is an atrocity to the typical male chauvinistic, hate man outlook of women who "Empower" themselves. Who accuse people of sexism, when in the act of accusal, turn to slanderous remarks about the faults in people solely on this abstract ideal of "Gender"

I don't hate men, nor am I a woman looking to 'empower' myself.

I just know it happens to be written by chauvinistic men. They definitely were sexists.

Jerk.

You shouldn't assume you know why I said it, without asking me beforehand, try correcting your own approach.

[Will.]

I don't hate men, nor am I a woman looking to 'empower' myself.

I just know it happens to be written by chauvinistic men.

:D So?

Technically, you're talking about me.
If you believe that in that bible crap.

[Kiz Redweek]

:D So?

Technically, you're talking about me.
If you believe that in that bible crap.

I don't believe in the bible crap.

[tagnostic]

neutral corners
no ad hominems
swing with facts
not attacks

[Will.]

I guess I'm sorry. Rough day. I'm nuttier than Bob Hope.

[tagnostic]

hehehehe
kill a gay baby seal for jesus
you'll feel better

[Kiz Redweek]

I bet XD

[Al Farabi]

Why does it matter at all who wrote the bible? Should not criticisms be aimed at the content? Imagine a storyteller telling parables:

"I'm about to tell you the tales passed down from generation to generation since the dawwwwwwn of tiiiiiiime, originating from th mouth of GOD HIMSELF. In the beginning..."

At the end of the story, would it really be a relevant criticism of the parables that followed to say "That was stupid that story wasn't told by God, geez?" Of course not. The content of the parables is what matters, is the content and is really the only valid alley of attack for the ideas. Otherwise you are just caught up in a hidden ad hominem: attacking the credentials of the storyteller.

[tagnostic]

In this instance
I've got to side
with Al Farabi
Aesops Fables
were written by
a man a long time
ago, that doesn't
make the morals,
lessons any less
valid

[Will.]

In this instance
I've got to side
with Al Farabi
Aesops Fables
were written by
a man a long time
ago, that doesn't
make the morals,
lessons any less
valid

Exactly what I mean to...

GOD. (Guidelines Of Decisions)

[Kiz Redweek]

Why does it matter at all who wrote the bible? Should not criticisms be aimed at the content? Imagine a storyteller telling parables:

"I'm about to tell you the tales passed down from generation to generation since the dawwwwwwn of tiiiiiiime, originating from th mouth of GOD HIMSELF. In the beginning..."

At the end of the story, would it really be a relevant criticism of the parables that followed to say "That was stupid that story wasn't told by God, geez?" Of course not. The content of the parables is what matters, is the content and is really the only valid alley of attack for the ideas. Otherwise you are just caught up in a hidden ad hominem: attacking the credentials of the storyteller.

I always attack the story teller, I'm just like that.

[OfficerFriendly]

The closet minded bible was written from a mind based on a caveman's perspective.

[Kiz Redweek]

I'm so glad someone agrees.

Blegh.

[Will.]

The closet minded bible was written from a mind based on a caveman's perspective.

How do you know you supersede the caveman mentality?

[Kiz Redweek]

We should, by now.

XD

[Will.]

We should, by now.

XD


Should we?

How do you know that was a man, it could just be some sort of angry, ameboid.

[tagnostic]

I do find it hard to believe
that we evolved Up to this
level of stupidity, apparently
the common sense gene was
a recessive

[Kiz Redweek]

I do find it hard to believe
that we evolved Up to this
level of stupidity, apparently
the common sense gene was
a recessive

I actually think that our future will be the same as our future in the movie Idiocracy...

Wouldn't that be something?

[tagnostic]

I'm more into the "peter principle"
everyone rises to their highest level of incompetence

[Will.]

I fear our future is much more grimm. Like in the sense of "no future"

[tagnostic]

I'm going to skip the future
and jump straight to eternity

[Will.]

watch out, don't touch the Necronomicon....


Clattu Veratta, -cough-Nickel!-cough-

[tagnostic]

Its hard to read by gaslight
I'll just have to get the audiobook

[Will.]

Well, its not as good ad the NORMLnomicon, and nowhere as decent as the abridged Norm-o-nomicon.

[tagnostic]

maybe I'll just wait
til it comes out on
DVD then download
it illegaly

[sailor]

yeah, art imitating life is so typical. especially in film...

i just saw camille claudel, and whoa...nelly, what a sight she was, eh?

reminds me of a few artists I know of but no longer see that often.

ha

[Will.]

Just because people believe in God, doesn't mean that God believes in you. :D
thats a pretty strong assumption.

I could see how it'd go down.


God 'd be like.

God: "You know that Will, guy? He's a real asshole."

Jesus: "But dad, you sai-"

God: "Zip it!"

Jesus: "Bu-"

God: "Zip"

Jesus: "You said."

God: "It, you given me lip boy?"

[Kiz Redweek]

Just because people believe in God, doesn't mean that God believes in you. :D
thats a pretty strong assumption.

I could see how it'd go down.


God 'd be like.

God: "You know that Will, guy? He's a real asshole."

Jesus: "But dad, you sai-"

God: "Zip it!"

Jesus: "Bu-"

God: "Zip"

Jesus: "You said."

God: "It, you given me lip boy?"

That's a nice little dialogue XD

[tagnostic]

:joker:

'and go to your room!'

"aww, dad"

'don't make me call the holy ghost'

[Will.]

Lololololawlerskatesacrosszeplanes.

[Kiz Redweek]

I think God may totally hate those people who believe in him, for doing horrible things to other people XD

He's just watching, like,

"You guys aren't doing it right...."

[tagnostic]

"Damn! I knew better than to give them opposable thumbs, remember what happened last time."

[Will.]

God on Joan of Arc.



God: "I actually said French fries arn't bad, not set fire to the french."-

[Kiz Redweek]

God on Joan of Arc.



God: "I actually said French fries arn't bad, not set fire to the french."-

XD amazing.

Oh, and the witch burnings in Mass, horrible times they must have been.

[tagnostic]

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_v63t5wNKSos/StneuBGuadI/AAAAAAAAAfU/WCM9X3sfCsM/myths.gif

[rmw]

XD amazing.

Oh, and the witch burnings in Mass, horrible times they must have been.

There weren't witch burnings in the US, although plenty of drownings and pressings occured.

[rmw]

XD amazing.

Oh, and the witch burnings in Mass, horrible times they must have been.

To my knowledge, there weren't witch burnings in the US, although plenty of drownings and pressings occured.

[tagnostic]

no witches burned
there was a bonfire ban in place

[Kiz Redweek]

Yes, yes, I KNOW there weren't any burnings, I just said it so that it'd be easily recognized.

JESUS.

[tagnostic]

he wasn't burned either,
that just made him cross

[Will.]

and he was gunna be mad for a while, but he changed his mind.

[tagnostic]

it's hard to stay mad
when your not dead
anymore

[Sister Faith]

I think God may totally hate those people who believe in him, for doing horrible things to other people XD

He's just watching, like,

"You guys aren't doing it right...."

http://www.heartofeugene.org/images/February-10.089.jpg

[Kiz Redweek]

XD

That picture goes very nicely with my comment.

[Sister Faith]

Your comment made me think of it. :icon_cool:
That is one of my all time favorite cartoons by Gary Larson, my all time favorite cartoonist.

[Kiz Redweek]

Does he normally do God stuff? XD

[Sister Faith]

He does all sorts of subjects. His strip was called The Far Side. Here's another one. :D

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e39/anonymgrl/farside.jpg

[Kiz Redweek]

He does all sorts of subjects. His strip was called The Far Side. Here's another one. :D

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e39/anonymgrl/farside.jpg

XD Jerks. There are plenty of those!

[Will.]

XD Jerks. There are plenty of those!

I resent that. :D

[tagnostic]

hehehehe
I wouldn't say "jerk"
more like a mild tug

[rmw]

I resent that. :D

I thought you more resembled it? ;)

[Will.]

I thought you more resembled it? ;)

DAMN too late XD


Oooo...


"Are you sitting all alone, surfing the internet?"

Yes..

"Are you enacting in bodily pleasures while doing so?"

None of your business preecher.

"Are you willing to send me $200?"

Damn I thought he was talking about me there for a second.

[Kiz Redweek]

I resent that. :D

Self proclaiming jerk?

XD

[tagnostic]

jerking
self-proclaimer:icon_eek:

[Will.]

jerking
self-proclaimer:icon_eek:

Now thats a more accurate adaption considering.

[Kiz Redweek]

Now thats a more accurate adaption considering.

I'll try not to look into that too much.

XD

[tagnostic]

nothing to see here,
move along,
move along.

[Will.]

I'll try not to look into that too much.

XD

Not what I ment, but you're totally sick apparently.

[Loki]

It's Meg :(

[Will.]

It's Meg :(

I know. :(

[OfficerFriendly]

wut? no way

[tagnostic]

thats not meg,
Kiz is Kiz
Cheese is Cheese
neither is meg

[Will.]

thats not meg,
Kiz is Kiz
Cheese is Cheese
neither is meg

Well I assumed wrong.

o.o

If Kiz is Kiz
Cheese is Cheese
and neither are meg
Then who the fuck am I?

[tagnostic]

will o the wisp?
:shrug:

[Kiz Redweek]

Not what I ment, but you're totally sick apparently.

I have to admit it now. XD

[Kiz Redweek]

Well I assumed wrong.

o.o

If Kiz is Kiz
Cheese is Cheese
and neither are meg
Then who the fuck am I?

I'm Kiz?

XD

You should ask Google who you are. Lawl!

[tagnostic]

hehehehe
with all the alts around here
have to clear up any
misconceptions
no biggie
you are definately you
not a sock puppet

see, now you know who you are

wish i did

:icon_lol:

[sailor]

No, I'm not kiz.
I was joking with you, loki.
I don't understand your message.
People who don't live here
Don't have to like it. If one
Were planning on visiting or
Moving to california, then
Appreciation might be a factor.
Lots to hate here. Hate hate hate.
Pollution, traffic, weirdos, sun.

Vegans.

Those little salmon cakes.
Decafe espresso, designer water in crv bottles.
Plants that think they're people. Women that
Act like men. Hair that has a mind of its own.
Movie stars that don't know its over.

[Al Farabi]

Women that
Act like men.

What is this, the 20s?

[tagnostic]

ok, 20's joke,

what's made for a woman
but used by a man?





















a backhand

[sailor]

Yeah, ok Al & I get busy. We screw, okay.

But its no big deal. I've fucked that Google person.
I mean he's gay & I split him like a log. He bent me
Over a rail. He used me hard & threw me away wet.

And that's not Als real name, its a handle. Besides
Loki & I fucked a long long time ago...I think we even
Fucked in front of you. Like on the ground, in a bed, in the shower.

So don't brag, ok.

[tagnostic]

check yourself megs
I know this thread is derailed
but its not IFU

[Loki]

Sorry Meg, I'm with taggles on this - you need to take a calmy pill.

Chill bitch :D

Or the Clangers will get you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HArUmqqiL0s

[Kiz Redweek]

Women that Act like men.

Good times. XD

[Kiz Redweek]

Yeah, ok Al & I get busy. We screw, okay.

But its no big deal. I've fucked that Google person.
I mean he's gay & I split him like a log. He bent me
Over a rail. He used me hard & threw me away wet.

And that's not Als real name, its a handle. Besides
Loki & I fucked a long long time ago...I think we even
Fucked in front of you. Like on the ground, in a bed, in the shower.

So don't brag, ok.

AH! MY INNOCENT MINOR EYES!

-flail flail flail-

[tagnostic]

sorry about that,
put her on your
ignore list, it
makes it alot
more enjoyable

[Kiz Redweek]

That was so very disturbing.

o...........o

[tagnostic]

put her on ignore
trust me
she gets weirder

[Will.]

I'm Kiz?

XD

You should ask Google who you are. Lawl!

Tried that once. I'm not Will Smith! Although...
Someone here claims I have some resemblance with Paul Dano. Which is amusing.

[tagnostic]

"try being yourself,
everybody else is taken"

anon

[Will.]

But myself isn't fun anymore :icon_lol: Well, it is fun, but not as fun as it could be.

[tagnostic]

go to the mall
take a small box
of yellow raisins
walk around the mall
pretending to pick your nose
and wipe the raisins on total
stangers, hours of fun everytime

[Will.]

go to the mall
take a small box
of yellow raisins
walk around the mall
pretending to pick your nose
and wipe the raisins on total
stangers, hours of fun everytime

You sick bastard... Sounds like a plan.

[tagnostic]

ya gotta take those
simple pleasures
where you can
get them
:icon_razz:

[rmw]

That was so very disturbing.

o...........o

Just wait til she starts talking to herself.

(And no Megs, that was not an invitation to do such.)

[Kiz Redweek]

That would be pretty weird too...

[tagnostic]

Wierd is the biggest understatement
Noah said 'it looks like rain'

[Will.]

Wierd is the biggest understatement
Noah said 'it looks like rain'

the Homicide detective while staring at the body of the deceased with a knife in its back, and saying "Hrmmm, food poisoning."

[tagnostic]

his partner looks down at the gaping hole beneath the knife,
in the young hispanic male, "must have been a golf gun"

"what makes you so sure?"

"well, if sure made a hole in juan"

[Will.]

his partner looks down at the gaping hole beneath the knife,
in the young hispanic male, "must have been a golf gun"

"what makes you so sure?"

"well, if sure made a hole in juan"

"Well, if thats the case, why didn't he stick around for his free round?"

[tagnostic]

his caddy was dead

[Kiz Redweek]

This just got random XD

[tagnostic]

yeah, threads do tend to get derailed
its easy enough to put them back
but this one was already dead so
why bother, as long as the
converstations moving along
no point in getting to uptight
if it was an active and ongoing
topic that would be one thing
but this one already died a long
and lingering death..:icon_mrgreen:

[Will.]

Its the way of the CoG so far... Jes go with it... And ask questions, silly questions, angry questions doesn't matter who you piss off just ask em. :icon_lol:

[tagnostic]

if we didn't let will derail a few threads
there wouldn't be a train running in Canukistan
we're performing a public service:icon_lol:

[Will.]

^-What he said-^

[Loki]

Sometimes I wonder (as lonely as a cloud, that floats o'er hills and ...) if there's any point having different forums.
I know I don't bother to look where I'm posting :D

[tagnostic]

hehehe, they weren't using this thread for anything important
actually it was dead about 25 posts back
and, and and um
Will started it neener neener

[Will.]

Hey aw man.. .Sold me out. :icon_lol:
Yeah whatever I did it. I'm almost sorry not really.

[Loki]

I wasn't being critical - I really don't look where I'm posting.

[Will.]

I wasn't being critical - I really don't look where I'm posting.

I see. :P

[tagnostic]

I really wasn't snitching
I was blaming Will
sort of
kind of
almost

[Will.]

I still don't understand what took place here, so its just for a laugh.

[tagnostic]

thats exactly what took place here
everybody here has derailed a thread
most of the time nobody notices
just jumps in,
occaisonnally its a real derail
where the original topic is still going
but if its already dead no big deal
Loki & I probably hold the record
for derail's, but, we do it with style

[Will.]

De rail em all. Who knows what'll hit yah?

[Loki]

thats exactly what took place here
everybody here has derailed a thread
most of the time nobody notices
just jumps in,
occaisonnally its a real derail
where the original topic is still going
but if its already dead no big deal
Loki & I probably hold the record
for derail's, but, we do it with style


Loki and I hold the record...?

Speak for yourself beard wearer. I'll have you know that I've never derailed a thread in my life.

Ooooh - good song that.
Opus Life is Live

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-rWnQphPdQ
oops, wrong link :D Sorry about that, I was talking to a friend about other things :d

Anyone that plays an Ovation geetar is ok by me?

So, what the fuck were we on about?

Opus -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jy4tMySp5o


ahh, who cares.

[Will.]

Loki and I hold the record...?

Speak for yourself beard wearer. I'll have you know that I've never derailed a thread in my life.

Ooooh - good song that.
Opus Life is Live

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-rWnQphPdQ
oops, wrong link :D Sorry about that, I was talking to a friend about other things :d

Anyone that plays an Ovation geetar is ok by me?

So, what the fuck were we on about?

Opus -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jy4tMySp5o


ahh, who cares.


Well when you and your personalities, sort things out. O.o... Nah.

[Loki]

Well when you and your personalities, sort things out. O.o... Nah.


I only have the one personality - I know, difficult to understand but there ya go.

How is Time btw? I've not seen him for ages.

[Will.]

I only have the one personality - I know, difficult to understand but there ya go.

How is Time btw? I've not seen him for ages.

Hes a bum. I havn't talked to him in a couple weeks. :icon_lol:

[Loki]

I liked Time - he was a lot nicer than you :icon_lol:

[Will.]

I liked Time - he was a lot nicer than you :icon_lol:

I know, but at least I'm not so... Dopey. :icon_lol:

A bit, eccentric. But not crazy.

[Loki]

Nowt wrong with Dopey.
Doc was a twat and Sneezy needed a good kicking - but Dopey was a class act.

[Kiz Redweek]

Snow White now?

XD

This is so off!

[tagnostic]

with loki its her twin
egg white
get the yolk?

[Kiz Redweek]

XD

I get it, but that's so silly!

[TOR Hershman]

There's a reason WHY moi doesn't worship any god/devil thingys and I put in a musical parody, and here it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m6qC6FCiY0

Stay on groovin' safari,
Tor

[Kiz Redweek]

Anyone know where I can find some chiptunes downloads?

I dunno how to make them..so...I need to just find where to download some.