Planet Google

[Tofu]

Jews get Israel.
Christians get Norway.
Googlists get Planet Google!
Clicky (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Planet_Google)

[Fallen Hero]

Jews get Israel.
Christians get Norway.
Googlists get Planet Google!
Clicky (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Planet_Google)

Umm, what?! The Christians do not have Norway, what? Explain this fast.

[Tofu]

It was a joke. Now the joke is ruined. :x

[Fallen Hero]

Nope, read the super future for google... http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Google_%28company%29

[Tofu]

They forgot to put it in super future. And hey, somebody put RELIGION there! It says it may be called googlism. I may make an article about the church!

[Carnifex]

lets face it, the christians get america

[Fallen Hero]

I was VERY tempted to change Tofu's post to say that. Or to post it myself.

[AaronD]

lets face it, the christians get america

I've heard rumors of Bloomberg running for president, so maybe they don't get that. I would say the Christians get Italy and the Vatican.

[Jillamanda]

Who's gonna get Cuba? It's the only official Atheist country in the world - or it was the last time I looked. I think we should set our sights on Cuba. It's a great country. Small as it is, it's held the US at bay for over fifty years, thanks to Castro. It's got one of the best public health systems in the world, the people are happy and it's got a great climate.

[Tofu]

Jillamanda, Jillamanda, Jillamanda. Planet Google is holy. It was made by Google. Besides, if we don't go there, she'll be upset she spent all that time for nothing, and she'll send you to hell.

And you call yourself a googlist. Hmph. *turns my back, and walks away*

[Jillamanda]

Jillamanda, Jillamanda, Jillamanda. Planet Google is holy. It was made by Google. Besides, if we don't go there, she'll be upset she spent all that time for nothing, and she'll send you to hell.

Maybe to you it is, some people think Cuba is holy too. And Google doesn't send people to hell. You're getting us confused with Christianity.

And you call yourself a googlist. Hmph. *turns my back, and walks away*

Yep, I do. And I don't go around promoting Google as a god who condemns people to hell. That statement alone proves how much you know about it.

[AaronD]

Plus, google is already building a moon base. Oh yes, what are the rules for capitalization of google?

[Nameless]

Jillamanda, Jillamanda, Jillamanda. Planet Google is holy. It was made by Google. Besides, if we don't go there, she'll be upset she spent all that time for nothing, and she'll send you to hell.

And you call yourself a googlist. Hmph. *turns my back, and walks away*

I have two words for you, that I think you should consider very carefully:

Grow up.

But on a different matter, the article was... interesting, if a bit stupid at times.

[Fallen Hero]

Agreed, I found the Googlism being the only religion thing funny, other than that, they spoofed T3 and a few others.