Public Messaging: For Your Own Protection

[Daruko]

Well folks, you can all rest easy now. Everything is under control! That's right! There is CHANGE on the horizon. Change for a better forum!

The goodright mods of this great haven are now in the process of adopting new policies for the benefit of your future. Unfortunately, we must all make the necessary sacrifices to usher in a new golden age for the CoG.

Rest assured that we are all now SECURE beneath the Watchful Eyes of our faithful mods. No longer must you be afraid that someone will attempt to expose you to nasty dirty secrets in your private message box, without being caught by the attention of the the powers that be!

That's right folks! To discourage forum terrorism, we have now replaced the old UNSAFE system of private messaging with a new BETTER and SAFER form of communication: PUBLIC Messaging!

No longer must we fear the whispers in the dark corners, the vile perpetrators of Dirty Uglies, the radical "vultures" attempting to infiltrate this sacred place of justice and freedom. The CoG faces many threats in this day and age, and as we all know, SECURITY must be MAINTAINED. This new innovative safety control measure of strictly controlled private messaging surveillance will see to it that all CoG communications are unquestionably SAFE.

No longer will the dissenters be provided the opportunity to sew discord behind the scenes. The good Mods of this Church must be able to detect wrong thoughts, stop heresy at it's source, and protect our good members' freedom.

Stand unified against the traitors who threaten our future. Relinquish your privacy for the sake of a greater ideal: FREEDOM! Celebrate this new policy with enthusiasm, and realize that by giving your compliance, you are helping to ensure that all future CoGers will understand the true importance of freedom and the need to protect it for future generations.

HURRAH!

[Will.]

You still suck at it,

[Sister Faith]

Well folks, you can all rest easy now. Everything is under control! That's right! There is CHANGE on the horizon. Change for a better forum!

The goodright mods of this great haven are now in the process of adopting new policies for the benefit of your future. Unfortunately, we must all make the necessary sacrifices to usher in a new golden age for the CoG.

Rest assured that we are all now SECURE beneath the Watchful Eyes of our faithful mods. No longer must you be afraid that someone will attempt to expose you to nasty dirty secrets in your private message box, without being caught by the attention of the the powers that be!

That's right folks! To discourage forum terrorism, we have now replaced the old UNSAFE system of private messaging with a new BETTER and SAFER form of communication: PUBLIC Messaging!

No longer must we fear the whispers in the dark corners, the vile perpetrators of Dirty Uglies, the radical "vultures" attempting to infiltrate this sacred place of justice and freedom. The CoG faces many threats in this day and age, and as we all know, SECURITY must be MAINTAINED. This new innovative safety control measure of strictly controlled private messaging surveillance will see to it that all CoG communications are unquestionably SAFE.

No longer will the dissenters be provided the opportunity to sew discord behind the scenes. The good Mods of this Church must be able to detect wrong thoughts, stop heresy at it's source, and protect our good members' freedom.

Stand unified against the traitors who threaten our future. Relinquish your privacy for the sake of a greater ideal: FREEDOM! Celebrate this new policy with enthusiasm, and realize that by giving your compliance, you are helping to ensure that all future CoGers will understand the true importance of freedom and the need to protect it for future generations.

HURRAH!

:troll: :jawdrop: :tinfoilhat: :barf:

[rzm61]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAaWvVFERVA

[OfficerFriendly]

I've no clue what this thread is about. But I do detect sarcasm.

[Sister Faith]

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol: That was perfect!

The only thing I can come up with is this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI9D4q8pLuw), although it doesn't top yours.

[Sister Faith]

I've no clue what this thread is about. But I do detect sarcasm.

Something about massages and protection. :shrug:

I don't know about you, but I put on my :tinfoilhat:before coming in here, just to be on the safe side.

[OfficerFriendly]

Something about massages and protection. :shrug:

I don't know about you, but I put on my :tinfoilhat:before coming in here, just to be on the safe side.

duku is giving massages and i need to wear protection. :fear:

[Sister Faith]

duku is giving massages and i need to wear protection. :fear:

It might be a good idea to wear some sort of protection at all times when duku's around.

http://pioneerplus.ejournalism.ca/files/images/garlic.jpg

[OfficerFriendly]

It might be a good idea to wear some sort of protection at all times when duku's around.

http://pioneerplus.ejournalism.ca/files/images/garlic.jpg

lol thats awesome

[Will.]

DARUKO, because I don't hate you as a whole entirely a few tips, your merged sentences should make sense and your underlaying message should be futile and childish.

[Loki]

Daru thinks he's got his feet under PD's table of goodness.

He seems immune to the fact that they banned him 'cos they thought he was a knob.

Fuck man, that must have hurt. Can you imagine being voted, VOTED no less, out of PD?
What the hell did you do?

[Will.]

Daru thinks he's got his feet under PD's table of goodness.

He seems immune to the fact that they banned him 'cos they thought he was a knob.

Fuck man, that must have hurt. Can you imagine being voted, VOTED no less, out of PD?
What the hell did you do?
I don't know about Dar's Accident, but I do know I got banned on purpose. :icon_lol:

[Googlisimo Sanchez]

sadly, several people have asked me to rescind Durko's ban at PD. This will not ever happen, as I hate him more than I hate small children or margarine.

:icon_lol:
If there's one thing PD and COG can agree on, it's that Durko is a useless twatwaffle.

[Sister Faith]

sadly, several people have asked me to rescind Durko's ban at PD. This will not ever happen, as I hate him more than I hate small children or margarine.

:icon_lol:
If there's one thing PD and COG can agree on, it's that Durko is a useless twatwaffle.

Agreed!

While we're on the subject, what exactly is a twatwaffle?
That sounds a little too cutsy-pie a description for Dorko. :icon_wut?:

[tagnostic]

hi sis
got that coal powered
cpu running again?

[Sister Faith]

hi sis
got that coal powered
cpu running again?

Ran out of coal. Had to use it for heating. :icon_evil:

Hi ya bro. :icon_cool: How's it hangin'? :icon_lol:

[tagnostic]

coal for heating?
what do you use for air conditioning? snow?


doing the work thing
dealing with fingus
much better
but a bit standoffish yet

[Sister Faith]

coal for heating?
what do you use for air conditioning? snow?

You got it!

doing the work thing
dealing with fingus
much better
but a bit standoffish yet

Did you ever find out what happened to her? :(

[tagnostic]

no, not for sure,
but with her new found hatred of sliding glass doors
and how pissy she's been with humans lately
I'd guess she was raiding somebody's apartment
and she got chased out and probably got her tail
slammed in a sliding door

[Sister Faith]

Poor Fingus. :(
My Old Man cat, Moocher, got his tail broken by a neighbour's kid. She whacked it with a baseball bat. :mad:
We had to have it amputated and he was pretty pissy all the time after that.:icon_evil:

[Loki]

sadly, several people have asked me to rescind Durko's ban at PD. This will not ever happen, as I hate him more than I hate small children or margarine.

:icon_lol:
If there's one thing PD and COG can agree on, it's that Durko is a useless twatwaffle.

Hate's such an ugly word - how's about snivelling grotmonster?
I'm sorry, Draino - I did try to like you. Thing is mate, the second you thought you might make some plus points with PD - you went all arsehole :D

[rzm61]

Thing is mate, the second you thought you might make some plus points with PD - you went all arsehole :D

How pathetic. :D

[OfficerFriendly]

I like duko. Bright motherfugger. Ah well, he is his own worse enemy :(

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[tagnostic]

yeah,
he tried it a few times
before he got bounced

[Synonymous]

Mind at ease and appeased,
Though that's easily achieved,
It's good to be relieved,
I was being trickily deceived.

I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.

[tagnostic]

be at one
in the
omniverse