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MeTHoD-X
October 6th, 2006, 08:53 AM
So I got these random emails yesterday. No fucking idea what language their in or why these people evidently just assumed I speak their language, even though the site is clearly in English only... It looks kinda spanish or maybe polish.

Buna ziua!
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Buna ziua,
Va gânditi cum sa va investiti economiile cu întelepciune, doriti sa asigurati un viitor frumos copiilor dvs. si un trai decent pentru dvs.,atunci când vor veni anii pensionarii?
Poate doriti sa-i protejati pe cei dragi printr-un plan eficient de asigurare?

Traim intr-o lume extrem de instabila. In fiecare zi ne confruntam cu riscuri ce nu pot fi prevazute,cum ar fi: boala, ranirea, invaliditatea sau decesul celor dragi. Este imposibil sa le prevezi,dar iti poti asigura protectie impotriva consecintelor acestora.

Consilier financiar autorizat,va pot oferi solutii viabile atat pentru dvs.,cat si pentru cei dragi dvs.
PLANURI DE PENSII
PENSIA poate incepe atunci cand decideti dvs.si nu atunci cand
reglementarile sociale de stat le prevad.
Ati gasit, in viata de zi cu zi, o clipa sa va gânditi la viitor? Ce se va întâmpla peste atatia ani, când va veti retrage din viata profesionala? Cum va va afecta acest moment viata?
Toamna vietii aduce multe bucurii. Sunteti sigur ca asa va fi? Pentru a reusi , veti avea nevoie de resurse financiare suplimentare, întrucât pensia obisnuita de la stat va va fi insuficienta.
La alegerea dvs., suma asigurata printr-un PLAN DE PENSIE poate fi incasata integral sau esalonata lunar ca pensie... mult mai mare decat pensia primita de la stat.
ASTFEL SITUATIILE CRITICE POT FI DEPASITE
Tot in cadrul unui plan de pensii puteti opta si pentru protectia oferita de o asigurare de viata,precum si pentru realizarea unor investitii suplimentare la care puteti avea oricand acces.
SPITALIZAREA SI INTERVENTIILE CHIRURGICALE,
Accidentele si îmbolnavirile reprezinta durere si suferinta,cer cheltuieli importante si impun o perioada de recuperare.Nimeni nu poate oferi garantii, care sa împiedice producerea unui accident sau declansarea unei boli.

Efortul pentru restabilirea sanatatii este dublat,de fiecare data si de efortul
pentru redresarea financiara si tocmai de aceea puteti opta, pentru
protectia intregii familii, prin ASIGURARILE DE SANATATE
SUPLIMENTARE,care acopera costurile spitalizarii si interventiilor
chirurgicale, chiar si la clinicile particulare ,cat si la cele de
stat,dvs.alegand modalitatea de primire a sumelor aferente.
Terapia intensiva vi se plateste dublu,avand si acoperire oriunde in lume timp
de trei luni consecutiv/an.
PLANURI FINANCIARE PENTRU COPII
Pentru a le putea oferi copiilor dvs.libertatea, de a-si alege drumul
in viata,puteti opta pentru o modalitate de economisire si investitie,
acumuland sumele de bani de care copii dvs. vor avea nevoie.
Nivelul primelor anuale si frecventa platilor, este stabilit de dvs,in
functie de planurile de viitor ale copiilor dvs. si de disponibilitatea
dvs.financiara.
La terminarea contractului puteti opta pentru modalitatea de primire a
fondului constituit in beneficiul copilului,intr-unul din modurile de
mai jos:
-Sub forma de RENTE pe perioada studiilor.
-Sau in intregime in suma unica.

ASIGURATI-VA IN CAZ DE DECES SAU INVALIDITATE

Deasemenea mai puteti opta pentru protectia financiara a intregii
familii, in cazul unui eveniment nedorit,o protectie suplimentara in
caz de deces si preluarea platii primelor in caz de invaliditate sau
protectia fata de inflatie.
Indiferent cine sunteti, aveti nevoie de asigurare daca sunteti:
Casatoriti, aveti copii, parinti in varsta, imprumuturi (la banca) si doriti sa va asigurati un trai decent(sau chiar mai mult) la varsta pensionarii.

In concluzie,ce veti avea de castigat alaturi de familia Dvs. asigurandu-va?

1.Pensie Privata - transforma capitalul acumulat intr-o pensie, pentru a transforma toamna vietii Dvs. intr-un anotimp al bucuriei, al lipsei de griji;
2.Protectie in caz de invaliditate totala/partiala;
3.Beneficiu zilnic de spitalizare in urma unui accident sau a unei boli;
4.Indemnizatie interventie chirurgicala in urma unui accident sau a unei boli;
5.Acumulare de capital, care va fi disponibila oricand, in functie de necesitatile Dvs;
6.Totodata obtineti protejarea economiilor Dvs. impotriva inflatiei, prin profitul obtinut.
7.Va puteti proteja familia in caz de deces ,astfel ca indiferent de cauza decesului, familia sau beneficiarul desemnat de dvs. ,va primi suma specificata in polita de asigurare,plus profitul obtinut pana in acel nefericit moment ,din pacate atat de imprevizibil.

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asconsil@yahoo.com
Va vom contacta in cel mai scurt timp.

Carnifex
October 6th, 2006, 10:59 AM
Well I gave it a skim through to see if i could pick out words like viagra, or Bueno Inches!! Then you could just trash it.

Otherwise not a clue mate.

Nameless
October 6th, 2006, 11:05 AM
:lol: It's clearly spam, and I'll tell you that without bothering to translate. The first one has some obvious questionable links and the second one looks like a chain mail.

g00gleisan00b2
October 6th, 2006, 12:30 PM
the first one is OBVIOUSLY advertisement, probably generated to spam random emails added to a list compiled from the site of advertisement.

Fallen Hero
October 6th, 2006, 12:40 PM
Both are just trash. Toss em.

g00gleisan00b2
October 6th, 2006, 12:47 PM
Both are just trash. Toss em. ditto

Fallen Hero
October 6th, 2006, 12:49 PM
Both are just trash. Toss em. ditto

So much for not pointlessly spamming.

GeoffBoulton
October 6th, 2006, 12:52 PM
Nope, not Polish

Sorry can;t help you ;)

g00gleisan00b2
October 6th, 2006, 12:56 PM
Both are just trash. Toss em. ditto

So much for not pointlessly spamming.

but it was in quote format!

Nameless
October 6th, 2006, 01:09 PM
Both are just trash. Toss em. ditto

So much for not pointlessly spamming.

but it was in quote format!

:o

That is, so by your logic this post, ignoring this comment, is not spam AT ALL.

disciple
October 6th, 2006, 04:21 PM
Seamed like shyt to me also however if you really need to know perhaps you should download a translator from 'desktop' gadgets. Like you must have plenty of spare time on your hands. Not

Carnifex
October 6th, 2006, 06:15 PM
Both are just trash. Toss em. ditto

So much for not pointlessly spamming.

but it was in quote format!

:o

That is, so by your logic this post, ignoring this comment, is not spam AT ALL.

:shock:

Fallen Hero
October 6th, 2006, 06:48 PM
Both are just trash. Toss em. ditto

So much for not pointlessly spamming.

but it was in quote format!

:o

That is, so by your logic this post, ignoring this comment, is not spam AT ALL.

:shock:

True but then again you are not Gnoob.

Googler
October 6th, 2006, 10:07 PM
So I got these random emails yesterday. No fucking idea what language their in or why these people evidently just assumed I speak their language, even though the site is clearly in English only... It looks kinda spanish or maybe polish.

Use Google Language (http://www.google.com/language_tools) tools for quick mostly accurate translations.

Nameless
October 7th, 2006, 12:32 AM
So I got these random emails yesterday. No fucking idea what language their in or why these people evidently just assumed I speak their language, even though the site is clearly in English only... It looks kinda spanish or maybe polish.

Use Google Language (http://www.google.com/language_tools) tools for quick mostly accurate translations.

Wow, I didn't even know Google DID that! :o *shakes head in disgust at own lack of knowledge* Does it come with a free set of steak knives too?

Googler
October 7th, 2006, 12:37 AM
So I got these random emails yesterday. No fucking idea what language their in or why these people evidently just assumed I speak their language, even though the site is clearly in English only... It looks kinda spanish or maybe polish.

Use Google Language (http://www.google.com/language_tools) tools for quick mostly accurate translations.

Wow, I didn't even know Google DID that! :o *shakes head in disgust at own lack of knowledge* Does it come with a free set of steak knives too?

Even better you get Google's Literacy Project (http://www.google.com/literacy/) absolutely free, helps along your educational and learning experience.

disciple
October 7th, 2006, 04:48 AM
So I got these random emails yesterday. No fucking idea what language their in or why these people evidently just assumed I speak their language, even though the site is clearly in English only... It looks kinda spanish or maybe polish.

Use Google Language (http://www.google.com/language_tools) tools for quick mostly accurate translations.

Wow, I didn't even know Google DID that! :o *shakes head in disgust at own lack of knowledge* Does it come with a free set of steak knives too?

Hurry limited offer for the first thirty customers. DOWNLOAD NOW and receive not only Google's language tools WE WILL THROW IN THIS SET OF STEAK KNIVES; that can: cut, chop, saw metal etc... while you translate. WHAT YOU ASK how can we do this so dam cheap? WE ARE GOOGLE Call now 1800google that's 1800google call NOW....

AaronD
October 7th, 2006, 10:57 PM
So I got these random emails yesterday. No fucking idea what language their in or why these people evidently just assumed I speak their language, even though the site is clearly in English only... It looks kinda spanish or maybe polish.

Use Google Language (http://www.google.com/language_tools) tools for quick mostly accurate translations.

Wow, I didn't even know Google DID that! :o *shakes head in disgust at own lack of knowledge* Does it come with a free set of steak knives too?

Hurry limited offer for the first thirty customers. DOWNLOAD NOW and receive not only Google's language tools WE WILL THROW IN THIS SET OF STEAK KNIVES; that can: cut, chop, saw metal etc... while you translate. WHAT YOU ASK how can we do this so dam cheap? WE ARE GOOGLE Call now 1800google that's 1800google call NOW....

You might want to add punctuation. Google has a lot of tools you should learn about.

disciple
October 8th, 2006, 04:58 AM
So I got these random emails yesterday. No fucking idea what language their in or why these people evidently just assumed I speak their language, even though the site is clearly in English only... It looks kinda spanish or maybe polish.

Use Google Language (http://www.google.com/language_tools) tools for quick mostly accurate translations.

Wow, I didn't even know Google DID that! :o *shakes head in disgust at own lack of knowledge* Does it come with a free set of steak knives too?

Hurry limited offer for the first thirty customers. DOWNLOAD NOW and receive not only Google's language tools WE WILL THROW IN THIS SET OF STEAK KNIVES; that can: cut, chop, saw metal etc... while you translate. WHAT YOU ASK how can we do this so dam cheap? WE ARE GOOGLE Call now 1800google that's 1800google call NOW....

You might want to add punctuation. Google has a lot of tools you should learn about.

'Ouch!' I s'ee you h,ave your m'achine: kcab (aixelsyd kicking in).

AaronD
October 8th, 2006, 02:29 PM
So I got these random emails yesterday. No fucking idea what language their in or why these people evidently just assumed I speak their language, even though the site is clearly in English only... It looks kinda spanish or maybe polish.

Use Google Language (http://www.google.com/language_tools) tools for quick mostly accurate translations.

Wow, I didn't even know Google DID that! :o *shakes head in disgust at own lack of knowledge* Does it come with a free set of steak knives too?

Hurry limited offer for the first thirty customers. DOWNLOAD NOW and receive not only Google's language tools WE WILL THROW IN THIS SET OF STEAK KNIVES; that can: cut, chop, saw metal etc... while you translate. WHAT YOU ASK how can we do this so dam cheap? WE ARE GOOGLE Call now 1800google that's 1800google call NOW....

You might want to add punctuation. Google has a lot of tools you should learn about.

'Ouch!' I s'ee you h,ave your m'achine: kcab (aixelsyd kicking in).

Well, you got the punctuation part down... but your placement needs improvement.

acachinero
October 12th, 2006, 07:55 PM
It's actually Romanian. He says it in the email! I don't speak a word of Romanian, but it looks like a Romanic language and it says 'Romania' more than once in the email.

AaronD
October 12th, 2006, 09:42 PM
It's actually Romanian. He says it in the email! I don't speak a word of Romanian, but it looks like a Romanic language and it says 'Romania' more than once in the email.

Nice observation.

SirRuben
October 13th, 2006, 11:26 AM
I know a Romanian dude. I'll have him translate it... :)