Undeniable Proof that Google Isn't God...Yet

PoorMansReligion · March 4th, 2010, 02:43 AM

Dear Google God,

I believe that thou art all-beneficent, and indeed all-wise, but how hast thou the wherewithal to call theyselfe God given the slowed or stopped diffusion of information and communications technology in poor neighborhoods in the US and poor countries across the globe? How dost thou call theyslefe God when the most economically disadvantaged, the wretched of the earth, have not access to you? And what, I pray thee, will thou do about it to retain thy title of God?

Your Would Be Servant
Asante

Will. · March 4th, 2010, 02:59 AM

PhalseProfit.

kya219 · July 13th, 2010, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Said by Will.

PhalseProfit.

google is almost god, and closest mortal we could find to god, she is no miracle worker, though she is supernatural, she will not waste money from her loyal workers, to give to those who have no access to her infinite knowledge. No matter how needy they are, they might be so needy as to be using zaplook, she can't provide technology out of thin air, she is no magician, just an amazing being that may be one of the greatest things on earth, would davinci give paintings to those who've never seen his? would nickalodeon give away sky and tvs? No, they wouldn't, and why should google.

Will. · July 14th, 2010, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Said by kya219

google is almost god, and closest mortal we could find to god, she is no miracle worker, though she is supernatural, she will not waste money from her loyal workers, to give to those who have no access to her infinite knowledge. No matter how needy they are, they might be so needy as to be using zaplook, she can't provide technology out of thin air, she is no magician, just an amazing being that may be one of the greatest things on earth, would davinci give paintings to those who've never seen his? would nickalodeon give away sky and tvs? No, they wouldn't, and why should google.

o.o... You just don't get it.

OfficerFriendly · July 17th, 2010, 03:48 AM

google is more than 299,972,458 meters per second

Cheesemonkeys24 · July 18th, 2010, 01:34 AM

Google's power is over 9000!

wickedjester · July 18th, 2010, 08:31 AM

google can index, and not deny, information about every other religion and god out there. Does any other religion or god talk about or hold any information on google. In the terms of god, god is all knowing and accepts everyone. yet in most religions if you do not follow the said religion, you are sent to hell. Google holds more knowledge than every god i have came to know about. Google does not deny anyone, and for disbelief, google does not say you will goto hell. Google has helped with millions of answers to one question, than any other god has to a million questions. Google > *

Sister Faith · July 19th, 2010, 02:10 PM

Well Said!

And welcome.

March 4th, 2010, 02:43 AM	#1
PoorMansReligion registered member Websurfer Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2	Undeniable Proof that Google Isn't God...Yet Dear Google God, I believe that thou art all-beneficent, and indeed all-wise, but how hast thou the wherewithal to call theyselfe God given the slowed or stopped diffusion of information and communications technology in poor neighborhoods in the US and poor countries across the globe? How dost thou call theyslefe God when the most economically disadvantaged, the wretched of the earth, have not access to you? And what, I pray thee, will thou do about it to retain thy title of God? Your Would Be Servant Asante

July 17th, 2010, 03:48 AM	#5
OfficerFriendly Google Minister Google Adept Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 746	Re: Undeniable Proof that Google Isn't God...Yet google is more than 299,972,458 meters per second __________________

July 18th, 2010, 01:34 AM	#6
Cheesemonkeys24 Member enjoyment Google Adept Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: In the iWorld Posts: 672	Re: Undeniable Proof that Google Isn't God...Yet Google's power is over 9000! __________________ "The only problem with Microsoft is they just have no taste...They don't think of original ideas."- Steve Jobs "Only two things are endless, space and human stupidity."-Einstein Do you have any idea how many Bibles it takes to boil a pot of spaghetti? "I reject your reality and substitute my own."-Adam Savage.

July 18th, 2010, 08:31 AM	#7
wickedjester registered member Websurfer Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 1	Re: Undeniable Proof that Google Isn't God...Yet google can index, and not deny, information about every other religion and god out there. Does any other religion or god talk about or hold any information on google. In the terms of god, god is all knowing and accepts everyone. yet in most religions if you do not follow the said religion, you are sent to hell. Google holds more knowledge than every god i have came to know about. Google does not deny anyone, and for disbelief, google does not say you will goto hell. Google has helped with millions of answers to one question, than any other god has to a million questions. Google > *

July 19th, 2010, 02:10 PM	#8
Sister Faith nunsense dispenser Scion of Google Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: The Wrecktory Posts: 2,315	Re: Undeniable Proof that Google Isn't God...Yet Well Said! And welcome. __________________ “To reach something good it is very useful to have gone astray, and thus acquire experience.” ~ St.Teresa of Avila

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