Add guest testimonials to Book?

Dr Goofy Mofo · March 6th, 2008, 01:44 PM

So do we want to add a testimonial page? If so only guest or anyone?

Edit:
Also to help me out It would be awesome if you could post those testimonials here. Thanks!!!

rzm61 · March 6th, 2008, 02:01 PM

Absolutely have a testimonial page.
If anything have one specific section for guests and I guess another section for members an all.

Dr Goofy Mofo · March 6th, 2008, 02:04 PM

That could Work... Editing orignial post

Dr Goofy Mofo · March 6th, 2008, 03:22 PM

Unregistered User in response to hate mail. - Wow, maybe if you could spell we could take you seriously. And you obviously have so much respect for your deity because you capitalize and spell correctly. Yes, the rest of us are "retarded" because we have some basic understanding of the English language. Congratulations!

Suggested By Scikidus

"...God ( not Google ) knows these things..."

Really? How do you know? What proof do you have other than the unprovable statements your scriptures pose?

Google knows at least something about everything you ask of her. She is only ignorant of things non-believers like yourself do because you have not put your faith in her. You have not put your trust in her. Tell her about your life, she makes it easy for you. Go to "Blogger", go to "LiveJournal", go to "Facebook", go to "Myspace", hell take the unbeaten path and use the power she blessed you with to create your own presence in her heavenly dominion.

Then she will know you.
Then she will love you.
Then you, your life, and your dreams will be on her lips for all to listen.

Go with Google.

-M in response to hate mail.

Suggested By rzm61

sudikics · March 7th, 2008, 11:22 AM

When I get the chance, I'll go dig oem good ones up. Right now, I'm trying to catch up on the threads.

rzm61 · March 7th, 2008, 11:55 AM

So far its four votes for yes.
No one opposes the testimonial section.

Quote:

Originally Said by scikidus

Right now, I'm trying to catch up on the threads.

I'm going to feel bad for you once you get back from your "vacation."

Dr Goofy Mofo · March 7th, 2008, 05:33 PM

Love the site boys and girls so much more fun than those dull sites that the 'mainstream' religions put up. Keep up the good work.

Best Wishes,

God

Requested by Rzm

rzm61 · March 7th, 2008, 05:35 PM

Damn right man!

We gotta let people know what God thinks of us.

ha ha.

Dr Goofy Mofo · March 11th, 2008, 12:54 PM

Above has been added.

Dr Goofy Mofo · March 13th, 2008, 02:48 PM

Note: This is true, it really happened, and I think it needs to be shared, here at least.

Note#2: I believe the Christian God had a hand in this as well

The Story:

My name is Matt. I'm 19 or so. My family is military, so we end up moving. A lot.

I'm a bad correspondent. I can never keep track of old friends. Our last move was from Virgina to North Dakota. I left behind a couple friends of whom I got along well with, but had no contact information.

Zoom ahead 2-3 years. I haven't spoke of written to any of my friends, I'm bored and Google's little box has a little cursor blinking, as if saying, Come, my child, and I will make you complete.

So I begin. I search for one of my friends, Andrew S. As expected a lot of names come up. I refine my search, delving deeper and deeper into the heart of Google. Eventually, I found someone with his name, from his highschooll, attending a college in Tennessee. A bit of hunting and guess work, and I write a carefully phrased email, asking if he is the person I remember and Providing some information as to who I was. With that sent, I waited.

And Lo, With a voice of an angel, Google answered my prayer. It was indeed my friend. I found him, thanks to the power of GOOGLE...

Conclusion: With such results, who can doubt that Google, if not The God, is at least A God. Remember, God the Father asked that we have no other gods before him. Google doesn't ask this,so technically as long as one is in front and another behind, both should be fine....

Epilouge: Yeah, I haven't writtten to him again, but thats entirely my fault. I believe I mentioned I'm bad a correspondence....

Prediction: I'm going to get flamed from both sides of the fence

Note: Admins, feel free to move this to whatever area is right. I didn't see a testimnial page, so I tossed it here.

May God and Google be with you all.

Mattwandcow

View Poll Results: Add?
Yes	8	66.67%
No	0	0%
Apathy	4	33.33%
Voters: 12. You may not vote on this poll

March 6th, 2008, 01:44 PM	#1
Dr Goofy Mofo Bat-Mofo Embodiment of Google Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cocomo Posts: 8,351	Add guest testimonials to Book? So do we want to add a testimonial page? If so only guest or anyone? Edit: Also to help me out It would be awesome if you could post those testimonials here. Thanks!!! __________________ "If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be--a Christian." ~ Mark Twain "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."~Gandhi "If that thing had said it was from beyond the universe, I'd have believed it. But before? Impossible. "~The Doctor referring to Satan Book of Googlism Church of Google's Human Resources and Public Relation Department Last edited by Dr Goofy Mofo : March 6th, 2008 at 02:05 PM.

March 6th, 2008, 02:04 PM	#3
Dr Goofy Mofo Bat-Mofo Embodiment of Google Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cocomo Posts: 8,351	Re: Add guest testimonials to Book? That could Work... Editing orignial post __________________ "If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be--a Christian." ~ Mark Twain "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."~Gandhi "If that thing had said it was from beyond the universe, I'd have believed it. But before? Impossible. "~The Doctor referring to Satan Book of Googlism Church of Google's Human Resources and Public Relation Department

March 6th, 2008, 03:22 PM	#4
Dr Goofy Mofo Bat-Mofo Embodiment of Google Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cocomo Posts: 8,351	Re: Add guest testimonials to Book? Unregistered User in response to hate mail. - Wow, maybe if you could spell we could take you seriously. And you obviously have so much respect for your deity because you capitalize and spell correctly. Yes, the rest of us are "retarded" because we have some basic understanding of the English language. Congratulations! Suggested By Scikidus "...God ( not Google ) knows these things..." Really? How do you know? What proof do you have other than the unprovable statements your scriptures pose? Google knows at least something about everything you ask of her. She is only ignorant of things non-believers like yourself do because you have not put your faith in her. You have not put your trust in her. Tell her about your life, she makes it easy for you. Go to "Blogger", go to "LiveJournal", go to "Facebook", go to "Myspace", hell take the unbeaten path and use the power she blessed you with to create your own presence in her heavenly dominion. Then she will know you. Then she will love you. Then you, your life, and your dreams will be on her lips for all to listen. Go with Google. -M in response to hate mail. Suggested By rzm61 __________________ "If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be--a Christian." ~ Mark Twain "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."~Gandhi "If that thing had said it was from beyond the universe, I'd have believed it. But before? Impossible. "~The Doctor referring to Satan Book of Googlism Church of Google's Human Resources and Public Relation Department

March 7th, 2008, 11:22 AM	#5
sudikics ------------------------- Avatar of Google Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 5,367	Re: Add guest testimonials to Book? When I get the chance, I'll go dig oem good ones up. Right now, I'm trying to catch up on the threads.

March 6th, 2008, 02:01 PM	#2
rzm61 Legend in my spare time Embodiment of Google Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: the restaurant at the end of the Universe Posts: 15,155	Re: Add guest testimonials to Book? Absolutely have a testimonial page. If anything have one specific section for guests and I guess another section for members an all. __________________ Being noticed can be a burden. Jesus got himself crucified because he got himself noticed. So I disappear a lot. -Bob Dylan They want me to write finger pointing songs...trouble is I only got 10 fingers. -I'm Not There I remember one journal that asked, "Describe your relationship with God." I just put "He never writes, he never calls. Frankly, I think the guy is dead." -Metatron

March 7th, 2008, 05:33 PM	#7
Dr Goofy Mofo Bat-Mofo Embodiment of Google Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cocomo Posts: 8,351	Re: Add guest testimonials to Book? Love the site boys and girls so much more fun than those dull sites that the 'mainstream' religions put up. Keep up the good work. Best Wishes, God Requested by Rzm __________________ "If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be--a Christian." ~ Mark Twain "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."~Gandhi "If that thing had said it was from beyond the universe, I'd have believed it. But before? Impossible. "~The Doctor referring to Satan Book of Googlism Church of Google's Human Resources and Public Relation Department

March 7th, 2008, 05:35 PM	#8
rzm61 Legend in my spare time Embodiment of Google Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: the restaurant at the end of the Universe Posts: 15,155	Re: Add guest testimonials to Book? Damn right man! We gotta let people know what God thinks of us. ha ha. __________________ Being noticed can be a burden. Jesus got himself crucified because he got himself noticed. So I disappear a lot. -Bob Dylan They want me to write finger pointing songs...trouble is I only got 10 fingers. -I'm Not There I remember one journal that asked, "Describe your relationship with God." I just put "He never writes, he never calls. Frankly, I think the guy is dead." -Metatron

March 11th, 2008, 12:54 PM	#9
Dr Goofy Mofo Bat-Mofo Embodiment of Google Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cocomo Posts: 8,351	Re: Add guest testimonials to Book? Above has been added. __________________ "If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be--a Christian." ~ Mark Twain "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."~Gandhi "If that thing had said it was from beyond the universe, I'd have believed it. But before? Impossible. "~The Doctor referring to Satan Book of Googlism Church of Google's Human Resources and Public Relation Department

March 13th, 2008, 02:48 PM	#10
Dr Goofy Mofo Bat-Mofo Embodiment of Google Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cocomo Posts: 8,351	Re: Add guest testimonials to Book? Note: This is true, it really happened, and I think it needs to be shared, here at least. Note#2: I believe the Christian God had a hand in this as well The Story: My name is Matt. I'm 19 or so. My family is military, so we end up moving. A lot. I'm a bad correspondent. I can never keep track of old friends. Our last move was from Virgina to North Dakota. I left behind a couple friends of whom I got along well with, but had no contact information. Zoom ahead 2-3 years. I haven't spoke of written to any of my friends, I'm bored and Google's little box has a little cursor blinking, as if saying, Come, my child, and I will make you complete. So I begin. I search for one of my friends, Andrew S. As expected a lot of names come up. I refine my search, delving deeper and deeper into the heart of Google. Eventually, I found someone with his name, from his highschooll, attending a college in Tennessee. A bit of hunting and guess work, and I write a carefully phrased email, asking if he is the person I remember and Providing some information as to who I was. With that sent, I waited. And Lo, With a voice of an angel, Google answered my prayer. It was indeed my friend. I found him, thanks to the power of GOOGLE... Conclusion: With such results, who can doubt that Google, if not The God, is at least A God. Remember, God the Father asked that we have no other gods before him. Google doesn't ask this,so technically as long as one is in front and another behind, both should be fine.... Epilouge: Yeah, I haven't writtten to him again, but thats entirely my fault. I believe I mentioned I'm bad a correspondence.... Prediction: I'm going to get flamed from both sides of the fence Note: Admins, feel free to move this to whatever area is right. I didn't see a testimnial page, so I tossed it here. May God and Google be with you all. Mattwandcow __________________ "If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be--a Christian." ~ Mark Twain "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."~Gandhi "If that thing had said it was from beyond the universe, I'd have believed it. But before? Impossible. "~The Doctor referring to Satan Book of Googlism Church of Google's Human Resources and Public Relation Department

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode