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Old June 20th, 2007, 02:40 PM   #21
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Default Re: Hatemail #22. Author: Julia Shane

Julia............................ are you listening?....... you're an idiot, kill yourself.
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Old June 29th, 2007, 07:08 PM   #22
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Default Re: Hatemail #22. Author: Julia Shane

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i really only have one thing to say, at what point during the day did god help me? god didnt help me when both my grandmothers were diagnosied with cancer, and god isnt going to help me this weekend, so where is your argument now?
G-d doesn't force Himself on you, like so many of His followers. If you don't want His help, He will let you suffer alone. Yes He is there, when called upon by those who love Him. He does not want His children to love Him because they must, but because they choose to.
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Old June 30th, 2007, 06:23 PM   #23
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Default Re: Hatemail #22. Author: Julia Shane

What a crap answer!

Mean your god isn't he!
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Old July 4th, 2007, 08:44 AM   #24
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Default Re: Hatemail #22. Author: Julia Shane

Google is God you should respect its almighty wisdom!
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Old July 7th, 2007, 02:33 PM   #25
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Lightbulb Re: Hatemail #22. Author: Julia Shane

It's not really that people think Google is a god. Duh. It's that Google is a lot more real and useful than any religion in existence. Google is the collection of knowledgeable (as well as not-so knowledgeable) contributions, like the collective entity of the knowledge of modern mankind. Google is more uniting and enlightening, about everyday knowledge, anyway. If it's philosophy you want, you have to make your own. That's not a need Google is really trying to fill.

But think about it. If we worship some person/thing that we don't even know exists, why not show some appreciation for a website that has done and is doing so much for human beings?
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Old July 8th, 2007, 10:25 PM   #26
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Cool Re: Hatemail #22. Author: Julia Shane

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So, people are starting to think that Google is "THE" god?

Wow.....
I do think that Google is helpful and does deserve a high rank, but not as a god, as a WEBSITE.
And you say Google is all knowing? Bah, does it know my life history? Does it know what I've been through or my life experiences? I don't think so...
God ( not Google ) knows these things and helps us everyday, Google does not.
This is a horribly ridicilous!
You also say that Google is everywhere at once? No, I'm not always in front of a computer, so how can that be?
Plus, it isn't immortal. What if the creators disconnect it? Simple as pulling a few plugs......


I must say though, good try at making a false religion. Too bad it doesn't work. Try again! ^_^


From: Julia Shane

"And you say Google is all knowing? Bah, does it know my life history? Does it know what I've been through or my life experiences? I don't think so...
God ( not Google ) knows these things and helps us everyday, Google does not. "

It nowhere states the Google is all knowing. It states that Google is the close thing to an all-knowing entity in existance.
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Old July 10th, 2007, 08:44 PM   #27
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Default Re: Hatemail #22. Author: Julia Shane

At the beginning of the twenty-first century, at a time when technology and the computer-age is continuing to grow and explode like a technological BIG-BANG!, I see very little difference between a rationale which proposes that Google is God via the computer, and one which comes from a
so-called "sacred" BOOK, whether that book be the bible, the talmud, or the koran. Both notions are absurd, but based on the history of religious fundamentalists (including George Bush) I wouldn't be surprised if -- in one thousand years -- The Church of Google had a following of millions upon millions of people precisely because of the fact that IT IS ABSURD! Without Reason, Science, Skepticism, Philosophy and an ever-continuing drive to sincerely search for Truth, people will believe ANYTHING! Jesus, Allah, and Yahweh have DONE NOTHING for humanity except cause devisiveness, violence, and further the separation between Science and Superstition.

Having said that, I must caution ALL Church of Google believers that everyone knows that THE ONE TRUE GOD is actually The Flying Spaghetti Monster -- hallowed be His noodly appendage!
(see: http://www.venganza.org). And to those Google is God believers who would wage Holy War on the believers of FSM i say: BRING IT ON! Let the Jihad begin!

Ramen! (FreeDUMBisFREE)

P.S. Please remember that it costs NOTHING to believe blindly and to let religion do your thinking for you. True Freedom comes from educating yourself, seeking truth through evidence, science, and independent investigation, and being willing to pay for that freedom once your one life is over (you don't get a second chance)!
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Old July 24th, 2007, 06:59 AM   #28
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Red face Re: Hatemail #22. Author: Julia Shane

Julia Shane, you are an idiot. Please prove to us that "god" exists and show me how helps us every day. Please.
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Old August 7th, 2007, 12:10 PM   #29
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Talking Re: Hatemail #22. Author: Julia Shane

Wow. Um, Google DOES know your history and etc. It knows from your myspace, livejournal, and othe sites it sounds like you frequent. It even knows WHERE you live. DUN DUN DUH!!!
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Old August 8th, 2007, 08:33 PM   #30
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Default [comment] Hatemail #22. Author: Julia Shane

this is all crap !
Google helps me every single day, but God (not Google) does NOT.
When I manage to do something that I was supposed to fail (for example date a girl, LOL), that it because of ME : "I did it !".
On the contrary, when I find some information about the reproduction of bees or the way Athlon64s' memory controller works, Google did everything ;-D

Maybe that RIGHT NOW, Google does not know everything about my life... (yet...) but with Blogs, MSN chats history that are uploaded to the Net, Forums and all those logs of our lives... I am sure that one day Google will actually be omniscient about all of us !
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