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Old December 20th, 2007, 03:52 AM   #1
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Default "God" made the Universe, Google sure as hell didnt.
That is a good point my friend made.
So I came to the conclusion, The Church of Google go together with Evolution, right?.

Personally this is my theory and solution to this.
Because of evolution and technology, we have Google.


So what do you guys think about that?
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Old December 20th, 2007, 04:54 AM   #2
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Oh, dont get me wrong. I am not saying anyone said that.
It was just something my friend said, and I decided to share it with everyone.
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Old December 20th, 2007, 06:56 AM   #3
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He never said anyone said that.
It is a general statement he made.
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Old December 20th, 2007, 09:12 AM   #4
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He never said anyone said that.
It is a general statement he made.
Gods are able to do anything so it's perfectly possible that Google created the universe and implanted our minds with a false history telling us that Google is only a search engine.

Ask your friend to prove that this is any less logical than Christianity's explanations.

It's no different to God 'fooling' us by planting fossils in the ground or any of the other absurd "God did it" explanations given by Christians as to why facts about the physical world contradict the biblical account.
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Old December 20th, 2007, 12:21 PM   #5
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Can we just get off the topic of my friend?
just curious.

The main reason why I posted this thread is because as a googlist. Do we believe more in evolution or what?
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Old December 20th, 2007, 03:43 PM   #6
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Well, I thought it was obvious... This is a scientific religion after all. The very point here is that we don't believe all the crap the mainstream religions feed us and call facts.
Exactly therefor Evolution and Googlism goes together.
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Old December 20th, 2007, 04:20 PM   #7
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Exactly therefor Evolution and Googlism goes together.
Google did not create the universe, but She sure knows how to expand one. And I guess it can be said that Google & evolution do go together in that the spread of knowledge makes our collective intelligence evolve to higher levels.
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Old December 20th, 2007, 04:27 PM   #8
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Well said, Sister Faith.

Also thank you for surpressing my grammar nazi side: rzm61, it's "go," not "goes."

It's OK.
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Old December 20th, 2007, 04:56 PM   #9
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Well said, Sister Faith.

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rzm61, it's "go," not "goes."

It's OK.
I also did not mean to come off as a Nazi about it. Please don't stop doing it, we are all benefiting from you sharing your knowledge. Besides, some posters, especially in the hate mail section, are just begging for it in which case you all have my blessings to 'have at'. My objection was in the way it was being done to members. It was dampening enthusiasm. Some posters had me so obsessed with making my posts perfect in every way that my log-in timed out and I ended up posting only a fraction of what I wanted to say.:icon_confused:
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Old December 20th, 2007, 05:58 PM   #10
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Yep yep, because without evolution and the advancement of technology. Google would not be in existance. An internet without Google is a sad one.



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rzm61, it's "go," not "goes."
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Ah, well sorry.
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