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Old July 15th, 2012, 09:59 PM   #11
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Default Re: I'm here to bust your 'religion' by giving you your own contradictions.

Hmmmm! Where to start?

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Proof 2: What if a country blocks the Google domain?
Google would still exist everywhere at once even if the ability to access it were taken away.

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Proof 3: Google Search is just a fucking search engine. Calm down.
Yes, Google is just a search engine that just happens to answer our prayers, unlike 'traditional' gods. So, your point is what exactly?

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Proof 4: What if all of Google's web servers including its data get destroyed?
Extremely unlikely to happen. It would take an apocalyptic event to destroy every server on the planet and by then humankind would probably be too dead to care.

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Proof 5: Thanks to mortal people giving Google server storage.
Who will be replaced with other mortal people when their lives end, who then will be replaced by other mortal people when their lives end, who then will be replaced.....

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Proof 8: Outside the web, Christianity is the most widespread religion. Does it win?
Only in the greatest-number-of-ignoramuses-in-one-group category.
They are still losers in the free-thinking department.

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Oh, and heads up, Sergey Brin, Google's co-founder, is Jewish. You're all jokes.
Again, what's your point? Google does not discriminate against people of other beliefs. Anyone can pray and receive an answer, even Jews.

Sounds like you're the one who needs to calm down dude!
And while you're at it, you might want to get yourself a sense of humor.
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Old July 15th, 2012, 11:39 PM   #12
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Hmmmm! Where to start?



Google would still exist everywhere at once even if the ability to access it were taken away.



Yes, Google is just a search engine that just happens to answer our prayers, unlike 'traditional' gods. So, your point is what exactly?



Extremely unlikely to happen. It would take an apocalyptic event to destroy every server on the planet and by then humankind would probably be too dead to care.



Who will be replaced with other mortal people when their lives end, who then will be replaced by other mortal people when their lives end, who then will be replaced.....



Only in the greatest-number-of-ignoramuses-in-one-group category.
They are still losers in the free-thinking department.



Again, what's your point? Google does not discriminate against people of other beliefs. Anyone can pray and receive an answer, even Jews.

Sounds like you're the one who needs to calm down dude!
And while you're at it, you might want to get yourself a sense of humor.

NICE!
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Old July 25th, 2012, 03:14 AM   #13
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