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![]() It was getting very crowded in heaven so God told St. Peter to only let people in who had a really bad day on the day they died.
So, St Peter asked the first man queuing to get into heaven that day: “Did you have a bad day on the day you died?” The man answered: “Bad day! Where do I begin? I though my wife was having an affair on me so I left work early to try and catch her. When I got into our 25th floor apartment I couldn’t see anyone so I went out onto the balcony. There was a man hanging off the edge of it by his fingertips. So, of course, I saw red! I grabbed a hammer and starting hitting his fingers; he let go but he fell into some bushes. So I heaved the refrigerator over that balcony onto him. The strain of doing so causes me to have a heart attack so I died!” Now, St Peter couldn’t deny that it had been a bad day and it was an act of passion so he let the man in. He turned to the next man waiting and said: “Did you have a bad day on the day you died?” The man answered: “Well, I was doing yoga on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I lost my balance and fell. Luckily I managed to grab hold of the balcony below me but then a lunatic came out and started bashing my fingers with a hammer!! Luckily I fell into some bushes but then the maniac chucked a refrigerator onto me!” St Peter chuckled, thought that he could really start to enjoy his job and let the man in. He turned to the third man waiting and said: “Did you have a bad day on the day you died?” The man answered: “Picture this: I’m hiding, naked, inside a refrigerator when……”
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