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Old May 23rd, 2007, 08:33 PM   #1
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Talking Hatemail #3. Author: Wovelscotch

Please, tell me no one actually belives in this crap.
For those still strugling, GOOGLE IS A FREAKIN SEARCH ENGINE!!!! GOOGLE NEVER WAS AND NEVER WILL BE A GOD.
None of those proofs tell me anything, for instance,

#1. Google is omnicent
ok, NO! it's all done by computers, and don't go thinking computers are gods too, there jsut programed to do that.

#2. Google is Omnipresent
is that even a word? IT'S CALLED THE INTERNET! the internet is basically available on every single computer nowadays.

#3. Google answers prayers
...an essay? They got that essay done because they looked up their topic on Google (which is infact, not a god but a search engine) and it gave them the link(s) to sites OTHER PEOPLE MADE and they got the information from them. No prayer involved

#4. Google is immortal
one word...virus

#5. Google is infinite
same thing, virus, or the company jsut goes out of business

#6. Google remembers all
As i said before, It's a computer, their designed to do that

#7 Google can do no evil
That's the bigest lie I have ever heard, it's called porn bozos

#8 Evidence of Google's existence is abundant
No, the evidence of the search engine is abundant, there is no evidence at all of it being a god

With that said, READ THE BIBLE

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Old May 23rd, 2007, 08:34 PM   #2
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Default Re: Hatemail #3. Author: Wovelscotch

Long letter, short reason. It would be too long and pointless to point out all fallacies, so I`ll just say - "Read the manual." Or several. Say, just enough to understand the size of the internet and what it entails.
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Old May 24th, 2007, 07:06 AM   #3
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Default Re: Hatemail #3. Author: Wovelscotch

Quick question about point #7, how is porn evil? It is it wrong for people to display the bodies that your god supposedly gave them? If so why are we not born clothed? And why the feck was your god so upset when he found Adam and Eve had put some clothes on for a change?
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Old May 26th, 2007, 08:00 AM   #4
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Default Re: Hatemail #3. Author: Wovelscotch

Does this mean Google accepts and even encourages sex, including all those elements which the leaders false religions deem immoral? Truly She is a wise and benevolent god, and must be obeyed!
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Old May 26th, 2007, 10:58 AM   #5
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Default Re: Hatemail #3. Author: Wovelscotch

Google does not encourages or discourages, per ce. She lets you choose your own ideas, putting it simply.

If you think sex is fine for you, Google will provide you with necessary info on how to conduct it per your liking.

If you do not like it, Google will give you an option of shielding yourself from it.

It all depends on you, frankly.
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Old May 31st, 2007, 03:13 PM   #6
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Google does not encourages or discourages, per ce. She lets you choose your own ideas, putting it simply.

If you think sex is fine for you, Google will provide you with necessary info on how to conduct it per your liking.

If you do not like it, Google will give you an option of shielding yourself from it.

It all depends on you, frankly.
The correct message should have been:

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Originally Said by The Correct Way
Google does not encourage or discourage, per se. To put it simply, She lets you choose your own ideas.

If you think sex is fine for you, Google will provide you with the information necessary to conduct it according to your liking.

If you do not like it, Google will give you an option of shielding yourself from it.

Frankly, it all depends on you.
You don't seem to be unintelligent. Please make the effort to appear educated by using proper grammar and spelling.
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Old May 31st, 2007, 03:21 PM   #7
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Default Re: Hatemail #3. Author: Wovelscotch

Considering that English is not Alice's first language I think she does very well. Certainly better than most of the authors of our hatemail.
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Old May 31st, 2007, 05:44 PM   #8
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Default Re: Hatemail #3. Author: Wovelscotch

I haven`t noticed any grammatical or spelling changes.

The only thing, that was done - words were swapped around.

That does not constitutes for mistake in my book - as far as I am aware, English does allows some flexibility in word placement. Of course, not nearly close enough to freedom Russian has, but still...

Thus, I must conclude, that wording could`ve been awkward, but certainly not outright fallcious.

Please, learn to nitpick more glaring problems - those particular ones are quite closer to personal language preference, then breach of established rules.
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Default Re: Hatemail #3. Author: Wovelscotch

Yes, whilst your post was technically not as correct as JimSheep's, your mistakes are very minor, fixing it only makes it ever so slightly easier to read, so why bother?

When I can speak more than one language I might complain and unless JimSheep can speak two languages perfectly I think he/she should STFU.
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Default Re: Hatemail #3. Author: Wovelscotch

Jimsheep, not Zild.
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