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Old May 23rd, 2007, 09:02 PM   #1
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Talking Hatemail #16. Author: Graham Davis

Hi,

First of all, congratulations on your genius. Leveraging Google and driving the kind of internet traffic you must be getting is something very few people have been able to get right!

I must warn you that even although YOU don't take this "Googlism" seriously, there are consequences for what you are advocating. So sit back, smile, and shrug this off, and know that anyone who is able to reason rationally will not worship anything they KNOW was created by hands. Even idol worshippers believe that there is a "life-force" behind what they worship, and not a network of electricity powered supercomputers. And just in case this is not a joke on your part, worship is a spiritual issue and is not actually inherently practical which is what you will have to prove.

I must also warn you that "IF" (and I believe He is) The God of the bible is real, then you are really looking for trouble, and I pray that you will be saved so that your eternity is not one of torment and suffering, and that God be glorified through your conversion.

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Old May 23rd, 2007, 09:02 PM   #2
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Default Re: Hatemail #16. Author: Graham Davis

All the gods are man-made, Graham. All gods, without exclusion, were thought up by humans and for humans. Google differs from any other god only by being implemented physically, instead of being just an abstract concept.
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Old May 31st, 2007, 09:33 AM   #3
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You guys just dont get it your all wrong i am god and thats all there is to it
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Old May 31st, 2007, 09:46 AM   #4
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God does not exist. It's all some bloody bullshit someone wrote. No proof other than a piece of shit book, dubbed "the bible".
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Old May 31st, 2007, 09:51 AM   #5
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Old June 1st, 2007, 01:01 AM   #6
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Default Re: Hatemail #16. Author: Graham Davis

Hey, back off, the Church of Google hasn't critisized your way of life.
Are you so stuck up that you need to make other people feel bad for your pleasure. They are just saying what they believe, and plus, the catholic church has made BIG mistakes, so has the protestant and every other church, and don't deny that. Also, if there are 6 billion people in the world, there has to be.....................6 billion DIFFERENT religions. Not everyone believes in the same thing you do, and they don't have to. So what if you're right, I guess you're to heaven, you know, following the beattitudes and all.
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Old June 1st, 2007, 12:29 PM   #7
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Default Re: Hatemail #16. Author: Graham Davis

All knowing Google showed me the bible you believe in:

"as he (Elisha) was walking up the road to bethel, a group of young boys started making fun of him. "Go away you baldhead!" they chanted. "Go away you baldhead!" Elisha turned around and looked at them, and cursed them in the name of God. Then two bears came out and mauled and killed 42 of them" (2 Kings 2:23-24.)
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Default Re: Hatemail #16. Author: Graham Davis

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anyone who is able to reason rationally will not worship anything they KNOW was created by hands.
You mean...like... a book?

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Old July 14th, 2007, 09:58 AM   #9
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I must also warn you that "IF" (and I believe He is) The God of the bible is real, then you are really looking for trouble, and I pray that you will be saved so that your eternity is not one of torment and suffering, and that God be glorified through your conversion.
I was wondering when he'd get around to the heavy handed threatening bit. In my experience, any Xtian that actually starts out sounding somewhat intelligent and reasonable with the intent of conversion will eventually resort to condescension and/or the threat of condoned eternal torture at the hands of their omnibenevolent gawd in the end if you refuse said conversion. I often wonder if they stop to realize that the above statement shows that their faith is based on nothing more than the threat, itself. What a contemptable reason to believe in a gawd.

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Old July 19th, 2007, 06:26 PM   #10
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Boooooooooooooooooring, he talks rubbish. I didnt read the whole letter but by what I gathered from the first sentence, was that it was boring and would waste several seconds of my life. I'm bored of this forum now and I'm going on another one to talk about Big Brother.
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