I'm not understanding this..

How can people worship a search engine?
Something that humans created themselves?
Why not worship the people or person who created it?
I was discussing this with a friend and he said this, "If they can find reason to believe that no other God exists, then what makes them so intelligent as to worship something made by their fellow human beings?"
Microsoft is Satan if I correctly read the FAQ, but I'm sure majority of you use Microsoft Word, Works, etc.

[jon_hill987]

As for worshipping a search engine, we don't. We simply state that the closest thing to a god that exists on this planet is Google. We can't "worship" the person who created it because they don't fit the definition of a god, they merely created something that does.

The Idea behind the entire site is to point out how stupid religion really is.
Take the MS = Satan thing, yes we do all use MS products even though we shouldn't according to Googlism but there are also many Christians who work on a Sunday though their lord forbids it.

[MeTHoD-X]

Originally Said by lolodalonghorn

How can people worship a search engine?
Something that humans created themselves?
Why not worship the people or person who created it?
I was discussing this with a friend and he said this, "If they can find reason to believe that no other God exists, then what makes them so intelligent as to worship something made by their fellow human beings?"
Microsoft is Satan if I correctly read the FAQ, but I'm sure majority of you use Microsoft Word, Works, etc.

I think this is best answered by quoting the FAQ.

Why do you worship Google as a God?

Because Google is the closest thing to a God that humans can know and understand. We worship Google, and we can prove that not only does Google exist, but unlike any other god, it exists as we know it.

Additionally, we do not worship the humans who created Google because they themselves as individuals exhibit nothing even remotely god-like. Google on the other hand, does.

Although i must admit i do admire them for founding something that is now considered in my eyes as a god. Who wouldnt want that to happen with one of their creations?

[nozgrd74]

Originally Said by lolodalonghorn

How can people worship a search engine?
Something that humans created themselves?
Why not worship the people or person who created it?
I was discussing this with a friend and he said this, "If they can find reason to believe that no other God exists, then what makes them so intelligent as to worship something made by their fellow human beings?"
Microsoft is Satan if I correctly read the FAQ, but I'm sure majority of you use Microsoft Word, Works, etc.

Humans created the thought of there being a god...so why not worship(<-- i use this term loosely) something that's actually provable. The bible/qoran..quoran..koran were written by men.
ROFL as far as i'm concerned Micro$hit is satan. I hate everything microsoft and despise anything they release. microsoft =

[Vexx]

I believe this thread has somewhat died...Let's leave it that way.

Also...I believe you can say 'shit' in these threads. There's no real punishment in doing so.

[SAVAGE]

Any kind of worship or doG belief is simply dad Wankery.

[nozgrd74]

Originally Said by SAVAGE

Any kind of worship or doG belief is simply dad Wankery.

my last post then i'll leave this thread alone i promise .

what's doG? besides an animal lol; oh and what do you mean by dad wankery?

[SirRuben]

Originally Said by lolodalonghorn

Something that humans created themselves?

*cough*the bible*cough*

[Alice Shade]

I guess it can continue on, now that people are interested in posting again. ^_^

nozgrd74 - Savage is attempting his best to show the contempt he has for Christian religion. Therefore, he spells God backwards: d-o-G.

As for "dad wankers" - it`s his favorite curse words. Doubling over as his favorite words overall. Without being too expletive, I tend to believe, that this particular curse suggests mutual masturbation and incest.

From psychologic point of view, I find it very curious, that exactly this wording is his most used one... Freudian slip, anyone? However, as you can see, it`s pretty... ardious, let`s say, to hold any meaninful conversation with him, at least over the net.