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Old June 18th, 2007, 06:39 PM   #1
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I just figured something out. The christians are trying to take over the world. Why do they not want us to use contraception in sex? why do they not what us to have an abortion? why do they only want us to have babies in a marriage? SO THAT THE BABY IS SURE TO BE CHRISTIAN!!!!! well I got one thing to say to u guys, take ur bible, and shove it up ur ass 4 uncucsessfully trying to take over the world XD
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Old June 18th, 2007, 06:53 PM   #2
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You think? My dog could've figured that out...
Yup, they're taking over. Sending people from their church to other places to make churches themselves. It's like a virus....And brainwashing children! Bah!
Christians tick me off sometimes...
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Old June 21st, 2007, 11:04 AM   #3
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would you worship god if you were starving and some Christian came and gave you food and said it was from god? and the was more were it came from if you worshiped god?
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Old June 21st, 2007, 04:09 PM   #4
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would you worship god if you were starving and some Christian came and gave you food and said it was from god? and the was more were it came from if you worshiped god?
I would pretend to worship god just to get me some foodstuffs, yeah. =P But for me to really worship god, it's gonna have to be more than just some christian giving me food.
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Isn`t that how christianity is promoted in Africa?

Believe in Christ, and kind USA will send you foods from God`s grace.
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would you worship god if you were starving and some Christian came and gave you food and said it was from god? and the was more were it came from if you worshiped god?
No, No I wouldent actually. I would ask khow the bloody hell to get out of that place, and tell him he is mad, jackass, wouldent u?
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I just figured something out. The christians are trying to take over the world. Why do they not want us to use contraception in sex? why do they not what us to have an abortion? why do they only want us to have babies in a marriage? SO THAT THE BABY IS SURE TO BE CHRISTIAN!!!!! well I got one thing to say to u guys, take ur bible, and shove it up ur ass 4 uncucsessfully trying to take over the world XD

um i would assume they wouldnt want abortion cuz alot of people consider that murder, and people want others to have babies in families so that they would have a stable growing enviroment and not be abandoned or something
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um i would assume they wouldnt want abortion cuz alot of people consider that murder, and people want others to have babies in families so that they would have a stable growing enviroment and not be abandoned or something
I don't have a kid, so I don't think I can say 'yay' or 'nay' for abortion, but I do think that a woman can have an abortion if she wants to. untill that hairless ape pops outta ya, it's considered a parasite.
For those who don't want to abort, but don't want the baby, they're most likely going to put it up for adoption.
Just because a baby is in a family doesn't mean it has a stable growing enviroment. Just think about that...

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Old June 25th, 2007, 02:03 AM   #9
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God may not be real to you...

But hes not real to me.


So we're even there.

If god was real, he'd stop me cutting. Just to see the blood.

God is fucked up./
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Actually, theists have good answer for that.

"God has nothing to do with you cutting yourself. You`re just fuckwit."

In all seriousness, though, one thing is to say that God could`ve prevented completely accidental bad things, but he does not, and therefore, he is not good... And another is to say that God is bad, because it does not forcibly restrains you from doing any harm to yourself.

Frankly, if YOU want to do that to YOURSELF, who`s gonna stop you? It`s prime example of evolution at work - and a rare example of Yhwh and evolution being in complete agreement.
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