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Old October 23rd, 2007, 01:17 AM   #1
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Default No such thing as a real christian according to the buy bull

I present for your consideration:

KJV - Mark 16:17-18 - And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; [18] They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

I have bolded a beautiful section about the poison, I present a challange to all christians....please drink a cocktail of:

1) RICIN
2) SARIN
3) CYANIDE

in a liquid form over ice...and if you truly believe than you will not be harmed, if you wimp out than you really are a agnostic and have piss weak faith.
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Old October 23rd, 2007, 01:27 AM   #2
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I lol'd. If that isn't proof then I don't know what is.

Hell, add Botulinum as a fourth choice for the fun of it.
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Old October 23rd, 2007, 03:54 AM   #3
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Hell, add Botulinum as a fourth choice for the fun of it.
Thats some nasty shit!!
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Old October 23rd, 2007, 09:46 AM   #4
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and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them;
I think there was a cult that believed this once, they died out. Natural selection I guess!
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Old October 23rd, 2007, 09:06 PM   #5
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I think there was a cult that believed this once, they died out. Natural selection I guess!
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Old October 27th, 2007, 07:40 PM   #6
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Is it possible to petition for this topic to be stickied? Or even put on the main site? Such a challenge needs to be seen.
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I think it could happen if Matt was ok with it and it got some support.
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Snake Handlers Geoff?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_handling

"...In 1998, snake-handling evangelist John Wayne "Punkin" Brown died after being bitten by a timber rattler at the Rock House Holiness Church in rural northeastern Alabama. Members of his family contend that his death was likely due to a heart attack, although his wife had died three years earlier after a snake bite while in Kentucky. Another follower died in 2006 at a church in Kentucky."

Obviously their faith wasn't strong enough.

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Snake Handlers Geoff?
I saw a documentary about a group of them once and you got it dead right. Anyone who was bitten and died didn't have enough faith, anyone who was bitten and lived proved that God had saved them and was real.

The snakes they use are in the first place totally confused and dazed by being swung around people's heads, bright lights, etc. during the 'rituals' and secondly many snakes often don't actually inject venom, or inject very little, when they bite. It's a precious survival resource that they don't want to waste and only use if they are killing prey to eat or are in deadly danger. A fact that the snake handlers seem to just forget about for some reason.

I wonder why churches don't require their members to drink a pint of cyanide to prove that they are 'true' believers?

P.S. I wonder what the health and safety people think of it?
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Edward Current - Jesus protects us from being Poisoned
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