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October 23rd, 2007, 01:17 AM
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The Real Red Cardinal
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No such thing as a real christian according to the buy bull
I present for your consideration:
KJV - Mark 16:17-18 - And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; [18] They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover. I have bolded a beautiful section about the poison, I present a challange to all christians....please drink a cocktail of: 1) RICIN 2) SARIN 3) CYANIDE in a liquid form over ice...and if you truly believe than you will not be harmed, if you wimp out than you really are a agnostic and have piss weak faith.
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October 23rd, 2007, 01:27 AM
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The Ace
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Re: No such thing as a real christian according to the buy bull
I lol'd. If that isn't proof then I don't know what is.
Hell, add Botulinum as a fourth choice for the fun of it.
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October 23rd, 2007, 03:54 AM
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Re: No such thing as a real christian according to the buy bull
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October 23rd, 2007, 09:46 AM
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Re: No such thing as a real christian according to the buy bull
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Seeing things as you want them to be rather than how they are is dishonest to the one person that matters the most, yourself. It’s sad to see when humans let this dogma taught by religion funnel over in to other unrelated areas of their life. Like how to treat their wife, their children, themselves, etc. Losing sight of how things are, rather than how you want them to be is somewhere at the core of all the people who have killed in the name of religion. |
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October 23rd, 2007, 09:06 PM
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Re: No such thing as a real christian according to the buy bull
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EDIT*** You must spread some reps around before giving to GB.
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October 27th, 2007, 07:40 PM
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The Ace
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Re: No such thing as a real christian according to the buy bull
Is it possible to petition for this topic to be stickied? Or even put on the main site? Such a challenge needs to be seen.
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October 28th, 2007, 07:31 PM
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Re: No such thing as a real christian according to the buy bull
I think it could happen if Matt was ok with it and it got some support.
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October 28th, 2007, 07:58 PM
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Re: No such thing as a real christian according to the buy bull
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_handling "...In 1998, snake-handling evangelist John Wayne "Punkin" Brown died after being bitten by a timber rattler at the Rock House Holiness Church in rural northeastern Alabama. Members of his family contend that his death was likely due to a heart attack, although his wife had died three years earlier after a snake bite while in Kentucky. Another follower died in 2006 at a church in Kentucky." Obviously their faith wasn't strong enough. Pillocks!
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October 28th, 2007, 11:26 PM
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The snakes they use are in the first place totally confused and dazed by being swung around people's heads, bright lights, etc. during the 'rituals' and secondly many snakes often don't actually inject venom, or inject very little, when they bite. It's a precious survival resource that they don't want to waste and only use if they are killing prey to eat or are in deadly danger. A fact that the snake handlers seem to just forget about for some reason. I wonder why churches don't require their members to drink a pint of cyanide to prove that they are 'true' believers?  P.S. I wonder what the health and safety people think of it?
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Seeing things as you want them to be rather than how they are is dishonest to the one person that matters the most, yourself. It’s sad to see when humans let this dogma taught by religion funnel over in to other unrelated areas of their life. Like how to treat their wife, their children, themselves, etc. Losing sight of how things are, rather than how you want them to be is somewhere at the core of all the people who have killed in the name of religion. |
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October 29th, 2007, 11:54 PM
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Re: No such thing as a real christian according to the buy bull
Edward Current - Jesus protects us from being Poisoned
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Seeing things as you want them to be rather than how they are is dishonest to the one person that matters the most, yourself. It’s sad to see when humans let this dogma taught by religion funnel over in to other unrelated areas of their life. Like how to treat their wife, their children, themselves, etc. Losing sight of how things are, rather than how you want them to be is somewhere at the core of all the people who have killed in the name of religion. |
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