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Old November 2nd, 2007, 10:14 PM   #1
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Old November 3rd, 2007, 08:45 AM   #2
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savage, can you start to take the bible out of context, well, good, next time? i mean, theres better stuff than that.
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Old November 3rd, 2007, 12:13 PM   #3
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Old November 3rd, 2007, 02:44 PM   #4
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GoogleJesus - you need a Unique Selling Point mate D

It's no good saying "Worship me or else!" -the people just don't buy it these days - well, some do but that scheming bastard Yehwah and his sock-puppets Mohammed and Jesus have cornered the market in the US and Middle East.

Look, I've been a god for millenia - before you were even an apple in Eris's sweaty palm.
It's not easy you know.

True, I'm not really the kind of deity that people pray too - hell, even Odin won't speak to me after the little misunderstanding I had with Baldr - but you've got to give the people what they want.

Put on a show! Steal the sun or something. Turn into a swan, abduct the odd fair maiden and drag them into Hades. Don't moon about it (I'm so sorry - I couldn't resist that )

Or booze! People like booze (the English especially) - gatecrash a wedding with a few gallons of "vino collapso" and you're well in.

You've chosen a difficult path GoogleJesus! May Zeus guide you - except when he's a swan of course.
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Old November 3rd, 2007, 02:39 PM   #5
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savage, can you start to take the bible out of context, well, good, next time? i mean, theres better stuff than that.
How about explaining the context for us then?
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Old November 4th, 2007, 05:42 AM   #6
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How about explaining the context for us then?
Must everything have to be about religion and me at trying to put the bible in right light, Geoff?
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Old November 29th, 2007, 11:08 PM   #7
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it also says in the bible that you shouldnt test god. maybe you should of read more moron.
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Old November 30th, 2007, 06:16 AM   #8
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Check out Edward Current's video on the subject. XD
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Old November 30th, 2007, 01:37 PM   #9
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it also says in the bible that you shouldnt test god. maybe you should of read more moron.
Christians regularly do all the things from exactly the same passage as the 'drink poison' claim such as:

cast out devils
speak with new tongues
take up serpents
lay hands on the sick and claim they recover

Isn't this testing God?

If it isn't then neither is drinking poison.

If it is then obviously it's christians who need to 'read more moron'.
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Old November 30th, 2007, 01:49 PM   #10
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Christians regularly do all the things from exactly the same passage as the 'drink poison' claim such as:

cast out devils
speak with new tongues
take up serpents
lay hands on the sick and claim they recover

Isn't this testing God?

If it isn't then neither is drinking poison.

If it is then obviously it's christians who need to 'read more moron'.
I wonder what kind of author/book moron is.
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