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Old January 27th, 2008, 02:29 PM   #1
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PRETTY SURE THE BIBLE TELLS US WE CAN DO SO...
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Old January 27th, 2008, 04:14 PM   #2
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PRETTY SURE THE BIBLE TELLS US WE CAN DO SO...
Mark 16:17 like it says in the comic. If you can't do the things it says then you aren't a Christian and are going to hell.
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Old January 27th, 2008, 08:52 PM   #3
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As long as we're disproving the Bible in this thread, I'd like to add:

I opened up my trusty Torah the other day, and started reading it verse by verse, with the commentaries. This is the interesting thing I found.

I present for your consideration:

Genesis 1:6
God said, 'There shall be a sky in the middle of the water, and it shall divide between water and water.'

Genesis 1:14
God said, 'There shall be lights in the heavenly sky to divide between day and night. They shall serve as omens [and define] festivals, days and years.


These passages leave us with this:


Waters above (considered to be clouds)
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Heaven (sun, moon, stars)
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Waters below (earth)

See anything wrong with this? The celestial bodies are below the clouds!

Guess what? I found an error in the Bible, and proved it so that evening (it was cloudy, and there weren't any stars, much less the moon).
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Old January 27th, 2008, 11:01 PM   #4
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Mark 16:17 like it says in the comic. If you can't do the things it says then you aren't a Christian and are going to hell.
That isn't seen once there. No Christian has to follow through these things.

Even if Mark 16:9-20 was considered proper scripture (you'll barely find any Biblical scholars to agree with that), there is also the argument of the ceasing of gifts, which is seen in a letter from Paul.
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Old December 4th, 2007, 12:56 AM   #5
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KJV - Mark 16:17-18 - And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; [18] They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
and we could add:
Luke 10:19 (King James Version)
[19] Behold, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy: and nothing shall by any means hurt you.

and what about:
Matthew 21:19 (King James Version)
[19 ] And when he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.
[20] And when the disciples saw it, they marvelled, saying, How soon is the fig tree withered away!
[21] Jesus answered and said unto them, Verily I say unto you, If ye have faith, and doubt not, ye shall not only do this which is done to the fig tree, but also if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done.

So next time you meet a Christian, ask them if they are a 'true' Christian. Then chuck them a rattlesnake, put some scorpions in their shoes and ask them to wither a tree whilst they are drinking some hemlock.
Oh, and don't forget, ask them if they could just move this mountain into the sea over there, Ta.

now lets see how many 'true Christians' there really are.
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Old December 4th, 2007, 11:58 AM   #6
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If ye have faith, and doubt not, ye shall not only do this which is done to the fig tree, but also if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done.
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Yeah - God hates figs!
http://www.godhatesfigs.com/
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Old December 6th, 2007, 02:04 AM   #7
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okay. I have the cyanide and some shit called anti-freeze but i put cranberry juice in too cuz it smells really bad. Okay im about to drink it but what does it do?
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Old December 6th, 2007, 02:06 AM   #8
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wtv i don't care the lord will protect me. htgy
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Old December 6th, 2007, 02:18 AM   #9
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I just joined this because I am interested in what googlism is about.Did that guy actually drink cyanide?

I agree that no one is willing to die for god or there beliefs. And I also do not think that person just drink cyanide and anti-freeze.

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