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Old January 27th, 2008, 11:19 PM   #1
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Default Hatemail #29 Author: Lavaskie

My thought on your "Religion!"


Hi, all,

I'm not gonna sit here (yes, sit) and try to disprove Googlism, no, you are WAY beyond disproof. You minds are just caught up in this little electronic piece of garbage you call a religion. I'm just gonna tell you what I think about your little religion.

Your little founder Matt Macsturbateson, or whatever his name is , is just another one of those lunatics that the world will be better without. You bring your stupid little ideas around and enrage everyone just for a little pleasure and personally I don't care what you believe in which is why you don't care what I belieive in. Now you might say, "why are you even writing to us then?" My answer: I have nothing better to do and want to vent on some stupid little ignorents (ignorents is a word i just coined so yea, it's mispelled).

For one thing, I don't know if you call it Googlism or not, but I heard the word used in your site, but Googlism is actually a site that people can go on and see what pages have their names on. That being said, Matt, find another name!

Secondly, and yea, i know this email is pretty long, but you say that Google is searched more often than other religions combined. Who has any reason to search other religions? Most people who have religions already know about these? We learn about them in school and everyday life. Yes, they may be banned but that is public practice. You're free to practice your religions in school as long as you do it on your own. We are not allowed to try to force it upon others and teachers are also not allowed. We are taught about other religions because they are important. We are not taught about Google because it is not important. It's just another website that happens to be useful. We even learn about Microsoft in school. As a matter of fact, most school use microsoft technology on an everyday basis. Shoot, you're probably using a microsoft based program as we speak. any of you guys like halo? that's microsoft. I know there's one google nerd out there that loves halo.

Okay, well, that's all i have to say about that. Now, comment on that. Haha, you nerds even do what I say. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Old January 27th, 2008, 11:21 PM   #2
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Default Re: Hatemail #29 Author: Lavaskie

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Old January 27th, 2008, 11:38 PM   #3
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Default Re: Hatemail #29 Author: Lavaskie

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My thought on your "Religion!"


Hi, all,

I'm not gonna sit here (yes, sit) and try to disprove Googlism, no, you are WAY beyond disproof. You minds are just caught up in this little electronic piece of garbage you call a religion. I'm just gonna tell you what I think about your little religion.
Well at least our "electronic peice of garbage" isn't imaginary. Google actually exists.

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Your little founder Matt Macsturbateson, or whatever his name is , is just another one of those lunatics that the world will be better without.
No, not true. He was someone with an idea who ran with it. This is what the world needs. People who question things and come up with constructive solutions. Fundamentalists who kill or do things in the name of a god are the lunatics that the world would be better without.


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You bring your stupid little ideas around and enrage everyone just for a little pleasure and personally I don't care what you believe in which is why you don't care what I belieive in. Now you might say, "why are you even writing to us then?" My answer: I have nothing better to do and want to vent on some stupid little ignorents (ignorents is a word i just coined so yea, it's mispelled).
Clearly you don't have anything better to do.
Try reading a book or learn an instrument. Play some sports even. No need to waste our time and your time.


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For one thing, I don't know if you call it Googlism or not, but I heard the word used in your site, but Googlism is actually a site that people can go on and see what pages have their names on. That being said, Matt, find another name!
Yeah, I just googled it. Pretty lame site. They "didnt know enough" information about me or the Church of Google.

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Secondly, and yea, i know this email is pretty long, but you say that Google is searched more often than other religions combined. Who has any reason to search other religions? Most people who have religions already know about these? We learn about them in school and everyday life. Yes, they may be banned but that is public practice. You're free to practice your religions in school as long as you do it on your own. We are not allowed to try to force it upon others and teachers are also not allowed.
Well actually no. Everyone have every reason to research religions. Most people who "pratice" their religion probably doesn't know enough about it. One should always do more research. Especially if its something as important to some as religion.

Also you know Muslims....yeah, the US kinda slandered their religion and ways of life after 9/11. So if one actually researches their religion and ways you might be shocked at what you find.

As far as forcing it upon people....its perfectly fine. Look at fundamentalists and Jehovah Witnesses.

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It's really not perfectly fine. That was supposed to be sarcastic.
If someone doesn't believe what you believe. Fuck it. No need to get pissed. If anything get into a good discussion about their beliefs. See what makes them tick.

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We are taught about other religions because they are important. We are not taught about Google because it is not important. It's just another website that happens to be useful. We even learn about Microsoft in school. As a matter of fact, most school use microsoft technology on an everyday basis. Shoot, you're probably using a microsoft based program as we speak. any of you guys like halo? that's microsoft. I know there's one google nerd out there that loves halo.

Okay, well, that's all i have to say about that. Now, comment on that. Haha, you nerds even do what I say. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Well as for the rest of this. I was pissed that they didn't teach me more religions in school. Like Buddhism and Taoism. About the microsoft. We have to learn that if we wanna use computers because of the fact that most computers use Windows. Which is sad. They should be teaching the use of multiple OS's like Linux, Ubuntu, Mac OS......Linux and Ubuntu are free. It would save school's money that way they didn't have to buy these Windows machines then have to pay for all the licensing.

Also I do love me some Halo.
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Old January 27th, 2008, 11:46 PM   #4
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Default Re: Hatemail #29 Author: Lavaskie

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Enjoy
Don't worry. I will.
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My thought on your "Religion!"
Wow, bad start. The exclamation goes outside the quotation marks in this case, fyi.
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Hi, all,
Hello to you and your idiocy as well.
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I'm not gonna sit here (yes, sit)
What? "Sit"? What is this verb, "sit"? Oh, wait, never mind, I looked it up. Sorry, I'm a tad slow that way.
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and try to disprove Googlism,
Fyi, you can't disprove a religion. You're really trying to disprove the concept behind Googlism, not Googlism itself.
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no, you are WAY beyond disproof.
Funny, so is God.
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You minds are just caught up in this little electronic piece of garbage you call a religion.
Well, it's not the "electronic garbage" that's the religion. It's that we all believe Google is the closest thing to God that's the religion.
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I'm just gonna tell you what I think about your little religion.
Oh, yes. Do tell.
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Your little founder Matt Macsturbateson, or whatever his name is,
It's Matt MacPherson, just so you know. What a silly little spelling error you made!
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is just another one of those lunatics that the world will be better without.
Actually, he falls under the umbrella category of religion that should be abolished. But that's just me.
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You bring your stupid little ideas around and enrage everyone
With "everyone" meaning "me." You are a tad selfish.
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just for a little pleasure and personally I don't care what you believe in which is why you don't care what I belieive in.
If you don't care, don't comment.
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Now you might say, "why are you even writing to us then?"
Wow, you are good.
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My answer: I have nothing better to do
Really? I recommend StumbleUpon.
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and want to vent on some stupid little ignorents (ignorents is a word i just coined so yea, it's mispelled).
The term is "ignoramuses."
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For one thing, I don't know if you call it Googlism or not, but I heard the word used in your site, but Googlism is actually a site that people can go on and see what pages have their names on. That being said, Matt, find another name!
Googlism: disambiguation page needed.
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Secondly, and yea, i know this email is pretty long, but you say that Google is searched more often than other religions combined. Who has any reason to search other religions? Most people who have religions already know about these? We learn about them in school and everyday life. Yes, they may be banned but that is public practice. You're free to practice your religions in school as long as you do it on your own. We are not allowed to try to force it upon others and teachers are also not allowed.
Ever heard of the term, "parody"? No? Google it!
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We are taught about other religions because they are important. We are not taught about Google because it is not important.
Actually, teachers Google things all the time.
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It's just another website that happens to be useful. We even learn about Microsoft in school. As a matter of fact, most school use microsoft technology on an everyday basis. Shoot, you're probably using a microsoft based program as we speak. any of you guys like halo? that's microsoft. I know there's one google nerd out there that loves halo.
All I can say is, so what?
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Old January 27th, 2008, 11:50 PM   #5
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All I can say is, so what?
So what? So what?
We all get a LAN game of Team Swat on Halo 2 going!
Thats what!
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Default Re: Hatemail #29 Author: Lavaskie

ATHEISM ROX!!!!!!!!!
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Fuck you bitch
You my friend.
Are kicked off the debate team.
Try actually making an argument.

saying "Fuck you" is not an acceptable response. Instead its a direct attack. If you are trying to have relations with the poster you said "Fuck you bitch" too I would suggest talking to them before you do anything that can be considered "sexual harassment"

Watch the waters you are treading here...
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ehhh watever
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ehhh watever
I figured I wouldn't get a remotely intelligent response.
Okay try though.

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