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Old February 20th, 2008, 11:12 PM   #1
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Default Best Suicide Method

Title says it all... how would you kill yourselves, if you ever wanted to?

Don't tell me you've never thought about it, because that would be a stinking lie.

I still haven't decided on the best way for me. But I've ruled out slow and/or peaceful methods like pills, slit wrists and the like. Too much chance to be found and end up in a hospital looking really stupid.
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Old February 20th, 2008, 11:16 PM   #2
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Oh man.

I would say ODing on sleeping pills. You wont even know when you died because of all the sleeping pills.

Or maybe a lethal dose of Morphine/Heroin? However with morphine I believe you suffocate to death, but you probabbly wont feel it.

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But now if you want messy.
Shotgun to the face or some shit like that. Blow your brains all over a nice white wall.
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Old February 20th, 2008, 11:17 PM   #3
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I, myself have never thought about it.
Not once in my life, that is the truth.

I feel very serious about it though, knowing several that have tried it.
And one who succeeded, I don't take this topic lightly.
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Old February 20th, 2008, 11:42 PM   #4
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I want to go out in a somewhat artsy way. Line the walls and cieling with canvas and then put a shotgun to the roof of my mouth. Then I want an open casket so everyone can see my mutilated face.

Or jump off a building and splatter on a small child. I then want that child to survive and be scarred for the rest of his/her life.
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Old February 20th, 2008, 11:43 PM   #5
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What about dropping a coin off the empire state building in hopes that it would split someone into two.

That would just be cool, and impossible.
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What about dropping a coin off the empire state building in hopes that it would split someone into two.

That would just be cool, and impossible.
That would be also murder, not suicide. Unless you keep the penny company
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Old February 20th, 2008, 11:46 PM   #7
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Actually...they disproved that on Mythbusters. Shot a penny at the same speed it would go by falling and Adam didn't do much but bruise. =D
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Old February 20th, 2008, 11:48 PM   #8
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Unless you keep the penny company

Ha ha.
Hold onto it while you are falling.
Cheap-ass.
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I want to go out in a somewhat artsy way. Line the walls and cieling with canvas and then put a shotgun to the roof of my mouth. Then I want an open casket so everyone can see my mutilated face.

Or jump off a building and splatter on a small child. I then want that child to survive and be scarred for the rest of his/her life.
What people call art these days...

But I think I'd go for the shotgun too. I'd leave a note saying: It was Courtney, you assholes!
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Old February 20th, 2008, 11:50 PM   #10
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=D maybe they'll put the canvas with the most brains on it in some gallery somewheres?
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