Best Suicide Method

February 20th, 2008, 11:12 PM

Title says it all... how would you kill yourselves, if you ever wanted to?

Don't tell me you've never thought about it, because that would be a stinking lie.

I still haven't decided on the best way for me. But I've ruled out slow and/or peaceful methods like pills, slit wrists and the like. Too much chance to be found and end up in a hospital looking really stupid.

February 20th, 2008, 11:16 PM

Oh man.

I would say ODing on sleeping pills. You wont even know when you died because of all the sleeping pills.

Or maybe a lethal dose of Morphine/Heroin? However with morphine I believe you suffocate to death, but you probabbly wont feel it.

Edit:
But now if you want messy.
Shotgun to the face or some shit like that. Blow your brains all over a nice white wall.

February 20th, 2008, 11:17 PM

I, myself have never thought about it.
Not once in my life, that is the truth.

I feel very serious about it though, knowing several that have tried it.
And one who succeeded, I don't take this topic lightly.

February 20th, 2008, 11:42 PM

I want to go out in a somewhat artsy way. Line the walls and cieling with canvas and then put a shotgun to the roof of my mouth. Then I want an open casket so everyone can see my mutilated face.

Or jump off a building and splatter on a small child. I then want that child to survive and be scarred for the rest of his/her life.

February 20th, 2008, 11:43 PM

What about dropping a coin off the empire state building in hopes that it would split someone into two.

That would just be cool, and impossible.

February 20th, 2008, 11:45 PM

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Originally Said by rzm61 View Post

What about dropping a coin off the empire state building in hopes that it would split someone into two.

That would just be cool, and impossible.

That would be also murder, not suicide. Unless you keep the penny company

February 20th, 2008, 11:46 PM

Actually...they disproved that on Mythbusters. Shot a penny at the same speed it would go by falling and Adam didn't do much but bruise. =D

February 20th, 2008, 11:48 PM

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Originally Said by punkinside View Post

Unless you keep the penny company

Ha ha.
Hold onto it while you are falling.
Cheap-ass.

February 20th, 2008, 11:49 PM

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Originally Said by Vexx View Post

I want to go out in a somewhat artsy way. Line the walls and cieling with canvas and then put a shotgun to the roof of my mouth. Then I want an open casket so everyone can see my mutilated face.

Or jump off a building and splatter on a small child. I then want that child to survive and be scarred for the rest of his/her life.

What people call art these days...

But I think I'd go for the shotgun too. I'd leave a note saying: It was Courtney, you assholes!

February 20th, 2008, 11:50 PM

=D maybe they'll put the canvas with the most brains on it in some gallery somewheres?

February 20th, 2008, 11:12 PM	#1
punkinside Member Google Adept Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Caracas, Venezuela Posts: 654	Best Suicide Method Title says it all... how would you kill yourselves, if you ever wanted to? Don't tell me you've never thought about it, because that would be a stinking lie. I still haven't decided on the best way for me. But I've ruled out slow and/or peaceful methods like pills, slit wrists and the like. Too much chance to be found and end up in a hospital looking really stupid. __________________ Software Engineering is the art of making drunk monkeys build a Taj Majal with chopsticks That country between Canada and Mexico is called THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, not AMERICA. AMERICA is the whole damn continent, and you're not the only ones on it. Get over yourselves.

February 20th, 2008, 11:16 PM	#2
rzm61 Legend in my spare time Embodiment of Google Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: the restaurant at the end of the Universe Posts: 13,970	Re: Best Suicide Method Oh man. I would say ODing on sleeping pills. You wont even know when you died because of all the sleeping pills. Or maybe a lethal dose of Morphine/Heroin? However with morphine I believe you suffocate to death, but you probabbly wont feel it. Edit: But now if you want messy. Shotgun to the face or some shit like that. Blow your brains all over a nice white wall. __________________ Being noticed can be a burden. Jesus got himself crucified because he got himself noticed. So I disappear a lot. -Bob Dylan They want me to write finger pointing songs...trouble is I only got 10 fingers. -I'm Not There I remember one journal that asked, "Describe your relationship with God." I just put "He never writes, he never calls. Frankly, I think the guy is dead." -Metatron

February 20th, 2008, 11:17 PM	#3
G00gle resident Google Searcher Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: 42.1° N 79.3° W Inside Paris Hilton Posts: 230	Re: Best Suicide Method I, myself have never thought about it. Not once in my life, that is the truth. I feel very serious about it though, knowing several that have tried it. And one who succeeded, I don't take this topic lightly. __________________ Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm Schizophrenic, and I am too. The Few The Proud The Hedonists Vinum et musica laetificant cor

February 20th, 2008, 11:42 PM	#4
Vexx Google Minister Googlist Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 1,918	Re: Best Suicide Method I want to go out in a somewhat artsy way. Line the walls and cieling with canvas and then put a shotgun to the roof of my mouth. Then I want an open casket so everyone can see my mutilated face. Or jump off a building and splatter on a small child. I then want that child to survive and be scarred for the rest of his/her life. __________________

February 20th, 2008, 11:43 PM	#5
rzm61 Legend in my spare time Embodiment of Google Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: the restaurant at the end of the Universe Posts: 13,970	Re: Best Suicide Method What about dropping a coin off the empire state building in hopes that it would split someone into two. That would just be cool, and impossible. __________________ Being noticed can be a burden. Jesus got himself crucified because he got himself noticed. So I disappear a lot. -Bob Dylan They want me to write finger pointing songs...trouble is I only got 10 fingers. -I'm Not There I remember one journal that asked, "Describe your relationship with God." I just put "He never writes, he never calls. Frankly, I think the guy is dead." -Metatron

February 20th, 2008, 11:46 PM	#7
Vexx Google Minister Googlist Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 1,918	Re: Best Suicide Method Actually...they disproved that on Mythbusters. Shot a penny at the same speed it would go by falling and Adam didn't do much but bruise. =D __________________

February 20th, 2008, 11:50 PM	#10
Vexx Google Minister Googlist Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 1,918	Re: Best Suicide Method =D maybe they'll put the canvas with the most brains on it in some gallery somewheres? __________________

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