How to Outsmart a Christian: The Tofu Way

March 3rd, 2008, 11:13 PM

Tofu: What makes you believe in God?
Christian: Everything must have been created by some greater force.
Tofu: How do you know?
Christian: I can feel it inside me.
Tofu: How do you know that this feeling isn't caused by insanity?
Christian: Because doctors have told me that I'm sane.
Tofu: How do you know that those doctors aren't insane themselves?
Christian: Because other doctors have told them that they're sane.
Tofu: How do you know that THOSE doctors aren't insane?
Christian: Uhhhhhh.........

XD Anyway, I'd like to ask all non-Googlists reading this to answer this question: "What makes you believe in God?"

rzm61 · March 3rd, 2008, 11:23 PM

Link them to:
Satan's Salvation Comic #163

Er, well any issue will do.

Dr Goofy Mofo · March 3rd, 2008, 11:25 PM

Do the one where they disprove their own existence.

March 3rd, 2008, 11:26 PM

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Originally Said by rzm61 View Post

Link them to:
Satan's Salvation Comic #163

Er, well any issue will do.

LOL! That's hilarious!

rzm61 · March 3rd, 2008, 11:44 PM

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Originally Said by Tofu View Post

LOL! That's hilarious!

I know!
I love these comics. So priceless.

March 4th, 2008, 04:34 PM

i dont' think we can compete with that guy's hatemails....

rzm61 · March 4th, 2008, 04:38 PM

Oh no, we can't.
He has pissed off a lot more fundies then us, over a silly little "game."

Just goes to show you what people get pissed about.

041394 · March 4th, 2008, 07:37 PM

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Originally Said by Tofu View Post

XD Anyway, I'd like to ask all non-Googlists reading this to answer this question: "What makes you believe in God?"

I don't know really, but this helps me to believe more

: http://youtube.com/watch?v=lX-lafNe3cc

March 4th, 2008, 09:27 PM

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Originally Said by Tofu View Post

Anyway, I'd like to ask all non-Googlists reading this to answer this question: "What makes you believe in God?"

Well:

First off I have that feeling(i know i know, im insane lol) that there is some greater force.

Second off there is no evidence to disprove religion, because i generally accept both evolution and creationism, since its possible they could be put together.

Third: I've had some genuine religious experiences in my life

Fourth: I've had prayers for me and others answered

Fifth: Religion makes me happy

Sixth: Through religion(well church) I get opportunities to go out and help others in the world(mission trips, but we don't really preach to anyone...)

041394 · March 4th, 2008, 09:38 PM

Basically all of what Virgil said except for #4 and #6 goes for me too.

March 3rd, 2008, 11:23 PM	#2
rzm61 Legend in my spare time Embodiment of Google Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: the restaurant at the end of the Universe Posts: 15,158	Re: How to Outsmart a Christian: The Tofu Way Link them to: Satan's Salvation Comic #163 Er, well any issue will do. __________________ Being noticed can be a burden. Jesus got himself crucified because he got himself noticed. So I disappear a lot. -Bob Dylan They want me to write finger pointing songs...trouble is I only got 10 fingers. -I'm Not There I remember one journal that asked, "Describe your relationship with God." I just put "He never writes, he never calls. Frankly, I think the guy is dead." -Metatron

March 3rd, 2008, 11:25 PM	#3
Dr Goofy Mofo Ninja Hobo Embodiment of Google Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cocomo Posts: 8,358	Re: How to Outsmart a Christian: The Tofu Way Do the one where they disprove their own existence. __________________ "If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be--a Christian." ~ Mark Twain "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."~Gandhi "If that thing had said it was from beyond the universe, I'd have believed it. But before? Impossible. "~The Doctor referring to Satan Book of Googlism Church of Google's Human Resources and Public Relation Department

March 4th, 2008, 04:38 PM	#7
rzm61 Legend in my spare time Embodiment of Google Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: the restaurant at the end of the Universe Posts: 15,158	Re: How to Outsmart a Christian: The Tofu Way Oh no, we can't. He has pissed off a lot more fundies then us, over a silly little "game." Just goes to show you what people get pissed about. __________________ Being noticed can be a burden. Jesus got himself crucified because he got himself noticed. So I disappear a lot. -Bob Dylan They want me to write finger pointing songs...trouble is I only got 10 fingers. -I'm Not There I remember one journal that asked, "Describe your relationship with God." I just put "He never writes, he never calls. Frankly, I think the guy is dead." -Metatron

March 4th, 2008, 09:38 PM	#10
041394 resident Google Worshipper Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: In your mind. Posts: 343	Re: How to Outsmart a Christian: The Tofu Way Basically all of what Virgil said except for #4 and #6 goes for me too. __________________

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March 3rd, 2008, 11:13 PM	#1
Tofu Tofu Cheese Google Searcher Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Google Earth Posts: 186	How to Outsmart a Christian: The Tofu Way Tofu: What makes you believe in God? Christian: Everything must have been created by some greater force. Tofu: How do you know? Christian: I can feel it inside me. Tofu: How do you know that this feeling isn't caused by insanity? Christian: Because doctors have told me that I'm sane. Tofu: How do you know that those doctors aren't insane themselves? Christian: Because other doctors have told them that they're sane. Tofu: How do you know that THOSE doctors aren't insane? Christian: Uhhhhhh......... XD Anyway, I'd like to ask all non-Googlists reading this to answer this question: "What makes you believe in God?" __________________ Er, excuse me. No banging your head on the display case please, it contains a very rare Mary Worth in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide. Thank you. -Comic Book Guy

March 4th, 2008, 04:34 PM	#6
liquid_fire resident Google Searcher Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin Posts: 81	Re: How to Outsmart a Christian: The Tofu Way i dont' think we can compete with that guy's hatemails.... __________________ "Drink, In Rememberance of Me." -Jesus H. Christ Christianity - The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... yeah, makes perfect sense. -- Anon., found on the web.