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Old March 3rd, 2008, 11:13 PM   #1
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Default How to Outsmart a Christian: The Tofu Way

Tofu: What makes you believe in God?
Christian: Everything must have been created by some greater force.
Tofu: How do you know?
Christian: I can feel it inside me.
Tofu: How do you know that this feeling isn't caused by insanity?
Christian: Because doctors have told me that I'm sane.
Tofu: How do you know that those doctors aren't insane themselves?
Christian: Because other doctors have told them that they're sane.
Tofu: How do you know that THOSE doctors aren't insane?
Christian: Uhhhhhh.........

XD Anyway, I'd like to ask all non-Googlists reading this to answer this question: "What makes you believe in God?"
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Old March 3rd, 2008, 11:23 PM   #2
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Default Re: How to Outsmart a Christian: The Tofu Way

Link them to:
Satan's Salvation Comic #163

Er, well any issue will do.
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Old March 3rd, 2008, 11:25 PM   #3
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Do the one where they disprove their own existence.
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Old March 3rd, 2008, 11:26 PM   #4
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Er, well any issue will do.
LOL! That's hilarious!
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Old March 3rd, 2008, 11:44 PM   #5
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LOL! That's hilarious!
I know!
I love these comics. So priceless.
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Default Re: How to Outsmart a Christian: The Tofu Way

i dont' think we can compete with that guy's hatemails....
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Oh no, we can't.
He has pissed off a lot more fundies then us, over a silly little "game."

Just goes to show you what people get pissed about.
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XD Anyway, I'd like to ask all non-Googlists reading this to answer this question: "What makes you believe in God?"
I don't know really, but this helps me to believe more : http://youtube.com/watch?v=lX-lafNe3cc
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Anyway, I'd like to ask all non-Googlists reading this to answer this question: "What makes you believe in God?"
Well:

First off I have that feeling(i know i know, im insane lol) that there is some greater force.

Second off there is no evidence to disprove religion, because i generally accept both evolution and creationism, since its possible they could be put together.

Third: I've had some genuine religious experiences in my life

Fourth: I've had prayers for me and others answered

Fifth: Religion makes me happy

Sixth: Through religion(well church) I get opportunities to go out and help others in the world(mission trips, but we don't really preach to anyone...)
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Basically all of what Virgil said except for #4 and #6 goes for me too.
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