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Old December 19th, 2009, 06:02 PM   #1
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Well folks, you can all rest easy now. Everything is under control! That's right! There is CHANGE on the horizon. Change for a better forum!

The goodright mods of this great haven are now in the process of adopting new policies for the benefit of your future. Unfortunately, we must all make the necessary sacrifices to usher in a new golden age for the CoG.

Rest assured that we are all now SECURE beneath the Watchful Eyes of our faithful mods. No longer must you be afraid that someone will attempt to expose you to nasty dirty secrets in your private message box, without being caught by the attention of the the powers that be!

That's right folks! To discourage forum terrorism, we have now replaced the old UNSAFE system of private messaging with a new BETTER and SAFER form of communication: PUBLIC Messaging!

No longer must we fear the whispers in the dark corners, the vile perpetrators of Dirty Uglies, the radical "vultures" attempting to infiltrate this sacred place of justice and freedom. The CoG faces many threats in this day and age, and as we all know, SECURITY must be MAINTAINED. This new innovative safety control measure of strictly controlled private messaging surveillance will see to it that all CoG communications are unquestionably SAFE.

No longer will the dissenters be provided the opportunity to sew discord behind the scenes. The good Mods of this Church must be able to detect wrong thoughts, stop heresy at it's source, and protect our good members' freedom.

Stand unified against the traitors who threaten our future. Relinquish your privacy for the sake of a greater ideal: FREEDOM! Celebrate this new policy with enthusiasm, and realize that by giving your compliance, you are helping to ensure that all future CoGers will understand the true importance of freedom and the need to protect it for future generations.

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