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Old March 4th, 2010, 03:43 AM   #1
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Question Undeniable Proof that Google Isn't God...Yet

Dear Google God,

I believe that thou art all-beneficent, and indeed all-wise, but how hast thou the wherewithal to call theyselfe God given the slowed or stopped diffusion of information and communications technology in poor neighborhoods in the US and poor countries across the globe? How dost thou call theyslefe God when the most economically disadvantaged, the wretched of the earth, have not access to you? And what, I pray thee, will thou do about it to retain thy title of God?

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Old March 4th, 2010, 03:59 AM   #2
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google is almost god, and closest mortal we could find to god, she is no miracle worker, though she is supernatural, she will not waste money from her loyal workers, to give to those who have no access to her infinite knowledge. No matter how needy they are, they might be so needy as to be using zaplook, she can't provide technology out of thin air, she is no magician, just an amazing being that may be one of the greatest things on earth, would davinci give paintings to those who've never seen his? would nickalodeon give away sky and tvs? No, they wouldn't, and why should google.
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google is almost god, and closest mortal we could find to god, she is no miracle worker, though she is supernatural, she will not waste money from her loyal workers, to give to those who have no access to her infinite knowledge. No matter how needy they are, they might be so needy as to be using zaplook, she can't provide technology out of thin air, she is no magician, just an amazing being that may be one of the greatest things on earth, would davinci give paintings to those who've never seen his? would nickalodeon give away sky and tvs? No, they wouldn't, and why should google.
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google is more than 299,972,458 meters per second
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