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Old June 26th, 2010, 04:00 AM   #1
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All hail Google, she is all know and all powerful. I found the Church of Google by randomly Googleing "Why is Google god?" I was evidently pleased to find all of my fellow Googlers.
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Old June 26th, 2010, 04:05 AM   #2
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hehehehe
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Old June 26th, 2010, 04:17 AM   #3
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Welcome T9P

What made you think to google that?

Cheeser should be along shortly with your official welcome, until then, enjoy!
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Old June 26th, 2010, 04:25 AM   #4
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Hey hey.
Welcome to the C.o.G.
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Old June 27th, 2010, 02:56 AM   #5
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Hi 9th. Welcome to CoG
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Old June 27th, 2010, 03:16 AM   #6
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cheeser should be here
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Old July 4th, 2010, 07:32 AM   #7
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Hello my fair googlists, i finally found my true religion amongst you people, id been through it all, chuthuluism, pastafarianism, ect. but here is where i really belong, i feel at home, and all my doubts and confusions have been lifted. THANK GOOGLE!
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Old July 4th, 2010, 05:28 PM   #8
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Welcome to the C.o.G.
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Old July 6th, 2010, 10:57 PM   #9
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WOOOHOOO! Another new worshiper.

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Old July 8th, 2010, 12:05 AM   #10
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Welcome to the CoG, Babs!
I hope you keep your sanity!

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