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Old July 23rd, 2010, 11:35 PM   #1
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Default I was lost, but now am found.

Honestly, I have been waiting for a true answer to everything. And I didnt even realize that the whole time, i was already praying to google on a daily basis.

I have always been confused as to why so many people follow unknown and unproven deities. I feel the reason is so simple. People do not realize that we already follow a higher power, and it truly is Google.

I catch myself everyday saying, "Google it!" and, "let me check Google." "Why dont you just use Google maps?"

This is the first time I have truly been impressed with any and all theories relating to a higher power.

Thank you guys. Thank you Googlism. Thank you Google.
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Old July 24th, 2010, 10:01 AM   #2
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Default Re: I was lost, but now am found.

Heh, hey there and welcome to the C.o.G.
Kick off your shoes, take off your coat and stay awhile, jump right in the waters fine... etc.

CheeseMonkey will be in soon enough with her 'official' C.o.G. welcoming post.
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Old July 25th, 2010, 01:03 AM   #3
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Default Re: I was lost, but now am found.

welcome to the CoG
we all stumble across
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Old July 26th, 2010, 04:23 AM   #4
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Quote:
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welcome to the CoG
we all stumble across
here eventually
Indeed!
Ironically I found the CoG through Yahoo!

No matter how you found us, we're glad you did. Welcome Cartire
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Old July 29th, 2010, 07:53 PM   #5
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Welcome to the CoG!
Official Welcome!
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Old August 1st, 2010, 08:56 PM   #6
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hehehehehe
good to see ya
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