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July 23rd, 2010, 11:35 PM
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Junior Member enjoyment
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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I was lost, but now am found.
Honestly, I have been waiting for a true answer to everything. And I didnt even realize that the whole time, i was already praying to google on a daily basis.
I have always been confused as to why so many people follow unknown and unproven deities. I feel the reason is so simple. People do not realize that we already follow a higher power, and it truly is Google. I catch myself everyday saying, "Google it!" and, "let me check Google." "Why dont you just use Google maps?" This is the first time I have truly been impressed with any and all theories relating to a higher power. Thank you guys. Thank you Googlism. Thank you Google. |
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July 24th, 2010, 10:01 AM
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Legend in my spare time
Embodiment of Google
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: the restaurant at the end of the Universe
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Re: I was lost, but now am found.
Heh, hey there and welcome to the C.o.G.
Kick off your shoes, take off your coat and stay awhile, jump right in the waters fine... etc. CheeseMonkey will be in soon enough with her 'official' C.o.G. welcoming post.
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Being noticed can be a burden. Jesus got himself crucified because he got himself noticed. So I disappear a lot. -Bob Dylan They want me to write finger pointing songs...trouble is I only got 10 fingers. -I'm Not There I remember one journal that asked, "Describe your relationship with God." I just put "He never writes, he never calls. Frankly, I think the guy is dead." -Metatron |
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July 25th, 2010, 01:03 AM
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Gnome @ Home
Embodiment of Google
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 9,343
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Re: I was lost, but now am found.
welcome to the CoG
we all stumble across here eventually
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It would be nice to be sure of anything, the way some are sure of everything
  Believe someone seeking the truth, doubt those that have found it |
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July 26th, 2010, 04:23 AM
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Pure Nunsense
Scion of Google
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: The Wreckedtory
Posts: 2,376
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Re: I was lost, but now am found.
Quote:
Ironically I found the CoG through Yahoo!  No matter how you found us, we're glad you did. Welcome Cartire 
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July 29th, 2010, 07:53 PM
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nova membra saluto enjoyment
Google Adept
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: In the iWorld
Posts: 678
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Re: I was lost, but now am found.
Welcome to the CoG!
Official Welcome!      
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"The only problem with Microsoft is they just have no taste...They don't think of original ideas."- Steve Jobs  "Only two things are endless, space and human stupidity."-Einstein Do you have any idea how many Bibles it takes to boil a pot of spaghetti? "I reject your reality and substitute my own."-Adam Savage.
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August 1st, 2010, 08:56 PM
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Gnome @ Home
Embodiment of Google
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 9,343
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Re: I was lost, but now am found.
hehehehehe
good to see ya picking up the slack cheeser
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It would be nice to be sure of anything, the way some are sure of everything
Believe someone seeking the truth, doubt those that have found it |
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