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Old July 27th, 2010, 01:50 AM   #1
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Default Pretty much sums it up...

Hope this doesnt offend and used more for humour. Read this today.

The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever
if you symbilically eat his flesh and telepathically tell hium that you accept him as your master,
so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity
because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magicval tree.

Makes perfect sence.
You can pray to any lord and receive no response.

You pray to Google, and She answers.
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