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October 18th, 2007, 12:55 PM
As an armchair astronomer one thing I noticed on the 'arguments page here was :

"Googlism hurts people by sending them to Hell.

First of all, we do not believe a "hell" exists."

To which I've got to say er .. yes hell does exist but not as many think!

Hell is actually a lunar crater found on the Moon's 3rd or southwest quadrant just south of Mare Nubium (latitude 32 south, Longitude 8 west)

(Source : Pages 54 & 55, 'Atlas of the Universe', Patrick Moore, Philips, 1994.)

If I'm remembering right it was named after a certain Father Maximillan Hell - an astronomical preists several centuries BG ago(Before Google /God) although I have perhaps sinned in not googling to check this first!

&, again, if I recall right isn't there a google-moon site that could be linked to for this info?

I'd suggest then this correction :

"Googlism hurts people by sending them to Hell.

First of all, we do not believe a "hell" exists - except as a crater on the Moon. (see Google-moon - link) Now while some people may love to visit such location, albeit safely suited up with adequate air and back-up, Google can't afford to send them there and hasn't yet been added to a spaceship in order to do so!

If, of course, you mean the fictional hell / purgatory / hades / valhalla of your sky-fairy of choice tho' ...

(Continue with the stuff there before ..)


Of course, I could be being a bit pedantic here but still its all about spreading knowledge and dispelling ignorance ain't it? ;)

Incidentally, there's also Utopia on Mars (a bit plain - one of the 'Viking' spaceprobes landed there) plus Valhalla on one of Jupiter's Moons (Callisto from memory) and there used to be a Beer continent on Mars before robot probes sent it, alas, to the same place as Lowell's vividly seen yet not actually there canals.

Also one other small nit-pick - blue on the Google search graph is used for Google, Buddhism and Judaism - surely this could be changed so each has their own very separate & instantly distinguishable colour please? (Orange for Buddhism & yellow for Judaism seem appropriate with maybe royal purple for our Lordess (?) Goolge - just a thought!)

Great idea and website & well said - thanks folks! First time I've been here -broader church site or forum - heard via the bad astronomy site - & I'm impressed!

November 15th, 2007, 03:41 AM
Interesting info. Oh, also, you misspelled Google! Blasphemer! :D

Sister Faith
November 15th, 2007, 02:55 PM
Hell is also found on earth :icon_twisted: http://www.accuracyproject.org/town-Hell.html

November 16th, 2007, 05:28 AM
our Lordess (?) Goolge

The feminine form of "lord" is "lady".

Also, there are several places called Hell:
Hell, Michigan
Hell, Lånke, Norway
Hell, California, a place in Riverside County.
Hell, Grand Cayman, a place in the Cayman Islands
Hell (crater), a lunar crater named after Maximilian Hell

Heaven is a gay nightclub in London.

Valhalla is:
Valhalla (crater), an impact crater on Callisto
Valhalla, New York, U.S.
A museum of ornamental shipwreck debris (figureheads etc) on Tresco island in the Isles of Scilly


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May 23rd, 2008, 09:09 PM
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May 24th, 2008, 01:02 AM
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Dr Goofy Mofo
May 24th, 2008, 02:12 PM
They are posting random sentences to spam in the sig!

not the thread just the post above mine

May 24th, 2008, 05:56 PM
oh i see

May 24th, 2008, 10:27 PM
This is cool! Wow I never knew hell was a lunar crater.