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December 18th, 2007, 01:46 PM
Here's a handy little VB script for Word. It's just asking to be adapted so that instead of swear words it instead inserts lines like "God doesn't exist", "Jesus is a myth". The possibilities are endless, be as creative as you want.

The ideal Christmas present for that irritating fundy in your class! :icon_lol:

Computer Tourettes (http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2007/11/29/computer-tourettes/)

December 18th, 2007, 03:28 PM
I've seen that, but haven't yet found the proper use for it...

I usually just set something in AutoCorrect. SImple, and a surprising number of people don't know how to stop it.

I believe there's also a way to disable certain keys on a keyboard.

December 19th, 2007, 04:22 AM
I believe there's also a way to disable certain keys on a keyboard.

Why do that when you could just set the layout to Dvorak? :-)


December 19th, 2007, 02:53 PM
True, but I believe that if I disable that main Enter key, all hell would break loose. Just adding the exra action of having to hit the one on the number pad would drive me insane after a while.

I don't want ot make it impossible, just very very difficult.

December 19th, 2007, 06:51 PM
That is pretty cool, but as yet i still havent managed to use it. Soon maybe, soon.

December 28th, 2007, 03:30 AM
sweeeeeeeeeeet... MEXICAN STICKY BALLS! ahem, sorry...