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Old September 12th, 2006, 01:53 AM   #1
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Default We have more proof than you do.

At least we have hard undeniable evidence that Google actual exists. Just type http://www.google.com into your browser. You do not have undeniable proof of your God and on top of that you still have to prove His attributes. Lets look at the score...

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1. Undeniable proof of existance.
2. Google does not cantradict sience.
3. Google responds instantly to every question.

God...
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Old September 12th, 2006, 09:30 AM   #2
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Default Re: We have more proof than you do.

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2. Can be anywhere at any time (with a wireless internet connection).
That's a contradiction. Google can't be anywhere at anytime if it requires something. Nevertheless, your first point is very simple and good.

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Old September 12th, 2006, 09:41 AM   #3
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2. Can be anywhere at any time (with a wireless internet connection).
That's a contradiction. Google can't be anywhere at anytime if it requires something. Nevertheless, your first point is very simple and good.

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Google responds to your request instantly....non of that google helps those that helps themselves crap.

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Old September 12th, 2006, 09:50 AM   #4
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Google doesnt contradict any logical scientific theory such as evolution or astrophysics.

Google: 3
Bible: -666^2
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Google doesnt contradict any logical scientific theory such as evolution or astrophysics.

Google: 3
Bible: -666^2
Slight derailing here, but the almighty Google says that (-666) to the 2nd power is 443,556. Now if ye were to rephrase that as -(666)^2 (put the 666 inside the () and the - outside ) then ye would be techniclly correct, the best kind off correct.
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Ah yes sorry, my maths there is poor. According to me, the bible is winning by a great deal, when according to logic and reasoning, the bible is losing.

Talking of not being able to do maths.

Genesis 12:4
Abram was seventy and five years old when he departed out of Haran.

Acts 7:2-4
Our father Abraham ... dwelt in Haran: and from thence, when his father was dead, he removed himself into this land.

Genesis 11:26
And Terah lived seventy years, and begat Abram.... .

Genesis 11:32
And the days of Terah were two hundred and five years; and Terah died in Haran.

(Note: Abram and Abraham are the same person)
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Thats another thing that doG fucks up in the BUYBULL.

When he goes to old man abe and says "Abe take your ONLY son out and butcher him for the smell of burning meat as you know will be pleasing to me, and I cant wait to dress him up like a cabana boy and do him good"

Now we all know that abe didnt only have one son:

"After these things God tested Abraham, and said to him, ‘Abraham!’ And he said, ‘Here am I.’ He said, ‘Take your son, your only son Isaac, whom you love, and go to the land of Moriah, and offer him there as a burnt offering upon one of the mountains of which I shall tell you’." (Genesis 22:1-2, R.S.V.).

(Genesis 16 1:15)

Now Sarai, Abram's wife, had borne him no children. But she had an Egyptian maidservant named Hagar; 2 so she said to Abram, "The LORD has kept me from having children. Go, sleep with my maidservant; perhaps I can build a family through her."
Abram agreed to what Sarai said. 3 So after Abram had been living in Canaan ten years, Sarai his wife took her Egyptian maidservant Hagar and gave her to her husband to be his wife. 4 He slept with Hagar, and she conceived.
When she knew she was pregnant, she began to despise her mistress. 5 Then Sarai said to Abram, "You are responsible for the wrong I am suffering. I put my servant in your arms, and now that she knows she is pregnant, she despises me. May the LORD judge between you and me."

6 "Your servant is in your hands," Abram said. "Do with her whatever you think best." Then Sarai mistreated Hagar; so she fled from her.

7 The angel of the LORD found Hagar near a spring in the desert; it was the spring that is beside the road to Shur. 8 And he said, "Hagar, servant of Sarai, where have you come from, and where are you going?"
"I'm running away from my mistress Sarai," she answered.

9 Then the angel of the LORD told her, "Go back to your mistress and submit to her." 10 The angel added, "I will so increase your descendants that they will be too numerous to count."

11 The angel of the LORD also said to her:
"You are now with child
and you will have a son.
You shall name him Ishmael, [a]
for the LORD has heard of your misery.

12 He will be a wild donkey of a man;
his hand will be against everyone
and everyone's hand against him,
and he will live in hostility
toward [b] all his brothers."

13 She gave this name to the LORD who spoke to her: "You are the God who sees me," for she said, "I have now seen [c] the One who sees me." 14 That is why the well was called Beer Lahai Roi [d] ; it is still there, between Kadesh and Bered.

15 So Hagar bore Abram a son, and Abram gave the name Ishmael to the son she had borne. 16 Abram was eighty-six years old when Hagar bore him Ishmael.


So not only did Abe do the servant (adultery since he was still married), he had a son named Ishmael that he allowed to be abused (nice religious man that he was).

So no doG, you fucked up again. Abe had two sons.
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